Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @willystaley: I’ve been billing Howard Schultz $500/hr to come up with this stuff. Tweets that say “hot girls can have a little pumpkin… — PolitiTweet.org

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@xtreme_cent @jbarro pic unrelated goofball read the op — PolitiTweet.org

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@jbarro should we sterilize every single animal too — PolitiTweet.org

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so tiresome — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @HelmickeyMouse: I met Pope Francis in 2016 in the Vatican. It was maybe 30 seconds but it felt like an eternity. He blessed our marriag… — PolitiTweet.org

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ahahahaaaaaa — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @BillCorbett: Your Ivermectin will never defeat this king https://t.co/nj5pHEOeOt — PolitiTweet.org

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last layer, add some shredded cheese. you can do pepper jack for a last spicy kick, cheddar if you're into the classics, whatever you like. bake at 350 until bubbling. cilantro for serving. voila. — PolitiTweet.org

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you can either shred your chicken or chop it; we like cubes around here, but it's just a matter of taste. get your veggie sauce with a ladle, your chicken with tongs, and your tortilla strips at hand. ready? now you just layer them: strips, chicken, sauce. repeat. — PolitiTweet.org

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you should have a nice bisquey vegetable medley now. at this point i folded in a drained can of hot rotel (regional thing), some red jalapeno flakes (extra spice), and a big bunch of chopped cilantro. ok, now cut your tortillas into long strips, and get out a 9x13. — PolitiTweet.org

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then you mix in enough flour to make the whole thing pasty, gummy, and thick. then hit it with enough chicken broth to get it nice and thickly soupy, like a heavy gravy. cook it for a minute or two, then splash in some cream and some sour cream for tang. get it all incorporated. — PolitiTweet.org

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then dice up: an onion, a bell pepper (red or orange), a poblano. cook those down in some grease, and when they're softened, spice 'em up with some lime juice, salt, pepper, ancho, cumin, garlic, whatever else rounds it out for you (i use a little chipotle and mesquite powder.) — PolitiTweet.org

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recipe's easy. you cook chicken (breasts if you must, thighs if you're sophisticated) with good seasoning (salt, pepper, ancho chili powder, lime juice, etc) in some bacon grease. cook it done, let it rest. make your tortillas, whatever kind y'all like. leave em be. — PolitiTweet.org

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spicy king ranch chicken casserole, the butt ugliest dish in the texas casserole hall of fame https://t.co/1Mt6s8cm99 — PolitiTweet.org

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@JohnKerrysJet what do you mean by 'right'? the legal right? if it's authorized by congress, i suppose they have the legal right, correct? that's just an empirical question — PolitiTweet.org

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@noahdmancino look at how Jesus talks about lawyers, pharisees and the powers that be versus the outcasts and criminals he spends all his time with: the first set are absolutely certain that they're in the right, and yet they're so much more destructive than the latter, who know they're wrong — PolitiTweet.org

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@AugustaKlumpke should we do justice by polling family members is all i'm asking — PolitiTweet.org

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well i've got this whole Jesus situation i'm into, it's an entire thing. i've spoken to many a murderer just like i'd speak to any other human being, respectfully and kindly. — PolitiTweet.org

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you can never restore what's taken in a murder because we as human beings do not have the power to raise the dead. this is why everyone is 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝓉𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎 over Jesus raising Lazarus. not something just anyone can do. nor should we say we can. — PolitiTweet.org

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of course, the bureau of prisons never hosts pressers with families of victims who were against the execution of their relatives' murderers, and they don't send out statements denouncing them. families only matter when they're out for blood. sound fair to you? idk! — PolitiTweet.org

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after alfred bourgeois was executed, a statement was sent out from unnamed relatives praising the execution. i asked the bureau of prisons who had written it — seeing as he had killed his daughter, her mother had since been murdered, and her grandma had died. they never said. — PolitiTweet.org

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on the other hand, when brandon bernard was executed later that same year in that very same execution spree, the family members of his victims got tons of air time, witnessed the execution, and did a presser on prison grounds afterward — because they *wanted* him dead. — PolitiTweet.org

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this disparity is *enormous* in capital punishment. daniel lewis lee's victims' relatives pleaded against his execution; they were the *most* vocal opponents. and he was the first person trump and barr executed during last year's federal execution spree. just didn't matter at all — PolitiTweet.org

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the weird thing about family members of victims of violent crime is that when they want maximum punishment, that's always extremely important and counts for everything. when they want moderate/minimal punishment or clemency, that's always none of their business — PolitiTweet.org

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@PBleadman lol every time i have the privilege to meet an especially holy person, like a very pious nun or monk or something along those lines, i ask them to pray for my children. it's my only ask — PolitiTweet.org

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when i meet pope francis i am going to mention my twitter handle and await his commentary on my baked goods — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@bizzycoy @AJentleson hell you can even skip step 1 — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@nootmike69 @allahliker @poppy_haze @VottoPlantEmoji awesome stuff here — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @dwaldenwrites: @ebruenig please father, my baby, he's very sinful — PolitiTweet.org

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Happy feast of St. Augustine, a poster before his time, a lover of args and beeves, sinner, seeker, and saint — PolitiTweet.org