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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@LGoosetrain love to solemnly and prayerfully contemplate the child's name for 9 months only to exclusively use it on official government paperwork and call her, like, chickentown the rest of the time — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@FlanOasis i do occasionally call her orblet — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @ExumAM: This is the greatest human drama since Baby Jessica. Pulling for this guy. https://t.co/y1TC0e8D7h — PolitiTweet.org
Lee Sanderlin @LeeOSanderlin
I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantas… https://t.co/7RJhtjQz2y
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
me: fascinating to imagine life in a culture wherein children are not named until they're weeks, months or perhaps even a year old also me: [calls my kids 'baby' almost exclusively, legit just the generic word for the type of person they are] — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @WB_Baskerville: @ebruenig Ah! So, you who are wise and have knowledge, would say that cooking and baking are the same. Doubtless this i… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@LizardRumsfeld they all say that in the beginning — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@FinallySock more tolerant.............of what — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@kfgpnz think it depends quite a bit upon the buoyancy of what it is you're frying, for one, ha — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
also object to the idea that it's impossible to recover baking mistakes! for instance: if you forget your dough on its second rise and it overproofs and collapses, just reshape it, apologize, and give it another chance. most doughs have a third rise in 'em given enough time. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@FinallySock cooking is also chemistry — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
you're only gonna have a bad time deep frying if you throw something in there wet (bc oil and water don't mix!), so make sure you've got a dry coating and it'll be a docile pot; deep frying is boiling meat. + frying breading, so balance timing the first against the latter, etc. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
but basically it comes down to familiarity with ingredients: cold won't kill yeast but too much heat will; soda rises with acid while powder rises with acid and/or heat; buttermilk is a good way to get acid, fat, and water in one go; eggs bind and yolks add richness, etc. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
oftentimes this is why i don't post recipes: i genuinely don't know! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
getting a lot of "baking is a science, cooking is an art" stuff, so let me drop a hot factoid: i barely measure when i'm baking cookies or breads. i just know what the dough ought to feel like (loose, dense, sticky, smooth, lax, tense, etc.) and i know how to get it there! — PolitiTweet.org
elizabeth bruenig @ebruenig
i think they're basically the same thing. just crafts you learn through fucking up a lot and eventually coming to u… https://t.co/I0Ed3GLuoO
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@hetiestsin yeah, but it's not for me. it's for my father in law — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i think they're basically the same thing. just crafts you learn through fucking up a lot and eventually coming to understand the basic ingredients very intimately through these repeated disasters — PolitiTweet.org
arthurburton @arty_burton
@ebruenig Hey, out of curiosity, would you distinguish “cooking” and “baking” as different skills, or do you think both are the same thing?
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@4score6 exclusively. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@SMOKExDUST strawberry lemonade! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@deezy1917 oh yeah they get really mad about the texmex thing — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
rollin out the texmex red carpet for my father in law: pork and cheese enchiladas, fried okra, fresh salsa verde, extra spicy 🌶 https://t.co/Ifq4379uyp — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
uhh — PolitiTweet.org
The Washington Post @washingtonpost
Scientists are teaching drones to hunt down human screams https://t.co/HBJJeainVD
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
are you kidding me? https://t.co/rUUJ2ZpAf1 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@KFILE You gave her such a meaningful life and loved her so intensely it shone in all her beautiful smiles 💕 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@BrandyLJensen they can come over for dinner — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@mattyglesias always has been 🧑🚀 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@RetiredNavy007 because it's a Mexican-American holiday — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@MeansSarcasm also what about memorial day and labor day — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@dancow texas is eternal — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
adding 'juneteenth' to the list of holidays, along with dia de los muertos and cinco de mayo which are totally normal, cool, welcome aspects of living in texas which nevertheless cause major psychological distress for huge portions of the non-TX red USA — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
charlie we have always had juneteenth in texas. deep breaths man — PolitiTweet.org
Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11
Lincoln knew America’s founding was July 4 1776. He knew that was the day our amazing nation made a step from “idea… https://t.co/BQpAoJV2gf
