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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@jack Then how do you know that? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Democrats' ideal candidate for 2024 just announced he's running. #TrumpAnnouncement — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am not fond of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Your way of life is unsustainable. Your way of not doing anything about it is too. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@jeffogrill Just looked at Green Lake Beach... it is the worst just the worst. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @jeffogrill: @TheTweetOfGod Just listened to your audiobook sample... It was the worst just the worst. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @PPatnole: @TheTweetOfGod He should kick you off. You play God on Twitter but Elon is actually closer to God than any man ever will be.… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You might want to take a screenshot of this one in case Ol' Man Elon shakes his fist and kicked me off his lawn. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Going forward, any Twitter owner engaging in intimidation without clearly specifying "asshole" will be permanently detested — PolitiTweet.org
Elon Musk @elonmusk
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There's just something about you I can't stand. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
But everyone knows who's destroying it. — PolitiTweet.org
Fact @Fact
No one knows who named Earth.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Today is the first day of the rest of your anger. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If at first you don't succeed, you failed and you're a loser. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If Twitter starts charging $20 a month to keep your blue check, I'll be out a whopping $0 a year. Bastards. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Some day we'll look back on all this and drown. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @doublebaddotnet: @TheTweetOfGod God is not mocked. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. Those who remember the past are too. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I HAVE opened a Twitter account, and I start off every morning not finding Dilbert funny. — PolitiTweet.org
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
If God opened a Twitter account, he or she or they would start off every day receiving a criticism that says, "Your… https://t.co/TK5kcSXTjG
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If Jesus were alive today, he'd be dead tomorrow. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Anything that "doesn't reflect who I am" reflects EXACTLY who you are. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Anything that "doesn't reflect who I am" reflects EXACTLY you are. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Fewer than .1% of the human race follows Me on Twitter. Over 99.9% of the human race will burn in hell. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Must have been the beans. https://t.co/5HztbbghtG via @chron — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Eat a bag of shit. Vomit the shit up and lick it off the floor. Next, dip your genitals into a jar of iodine for two weeks. Pour sap all over your body, then release a colony of bullet ants. Bite your own lips off. Finally, drink tub after tub of lard and wait for the inevitable. https://t.co/TfpiRgt4tL — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Ah, football and Thursdays. They go together like football and Tuesdays. #TNF — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
A prayer is a subpoena I don’t answer because I know I’m guilty. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I've been seeing another universe and she's got way bigger galaxies. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Everybody dreams of being discovered. Well, almost everybody. #IndigenousPeoplesDay — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@tokah0x @plindquist58 @nypost No, at that point you're referring to Harvard's Pusey Library. https://t.co/xcXw1uxof2 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@tokah0x @plindquist58 @nypost You can say 'pussy'. No asterisk needed. — PolitiTweet.org
