God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I HAVE opened a Twitter account, and I start off every morning not finding Dilbert funny. — PolitiTweet.org
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
If God opened a Twitter account, he or she or they would start off every day receiving a criticism that says, "Your… https://t.co/TK5kcSXTjG