Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @OldNatlCentre: TONIGHT — @SteveMartinToGo & @MartinShort_ w/ @SteepCanyon & @JeffBabko! D: 6:30PM | S: 7:30PM. Info & tickets: https://… — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just landed! https://t.co/IMrlAp1yDd — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just landed! https://t.co/EkITUB52Dz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm an expert at using hashtags hashtags# https://t.co/H7zoXzIdQW — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry, only fail. https://t.co/IQU5z22opE — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's, like, free, except for the paying part. https://t.co/AK5ef3ecmL — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @mrfrsty: @MaryLynnRajskub @SteveMartinToGo "Well, re-cu-u-u-u-u-se ME!" 😁 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You can sign up for my MasterClass tomorrow! I'll be talking about comedy, life, inspiration, and desperation. https://t.co/ljyuvLmaKn — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Congratulations, guys. But how will we know it's you? https://t.co/TTcY9ab01a — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dave, "redifractulation" is what couples do. https://t.co/G1KFU7EXUm — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Ha! Another crazy Onion headline...oh, wait.... https://t.co/T9e82h529J — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Spoken like a super-villian! https://t.co/E1Flu5kean — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now Tweeting from a secret location. https://t.co/O8N5RvKQlb — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @TheFuminator: Honestly, I had always assumed this: https://t.co/zLvyFI36mB — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @TheFuminator: Take two aspirin and call me in the mourning. https://t.co/cSOaNR6Xp7 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @TheFuminator: Grammarlicious! https://t.co/ThM3D7QsQo — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @TheFuminator: I'm a crowd scientist and all I see are petunias. https://t.co/v32RvGZfI3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @TheFuminator: OMG, is this true? Oh, sorry, it's an ad. https://t.co/wZwNAEy2TV — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Carl, I wish more people had that tability. https://t.co/qyq9UaiPvU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Hey, my Google Alerts just arrived. I can't wait to read it! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The drone I just bought on Amazon was delivered by drone. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I highly recommend our family's traditional Christmas dinner: grilled cheese and tomato soup. https://t.co/tH9IBGMzLD — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @theatermania: .@carmen_cusack @_PaulNolan @aj_shively @HannahElless sing @SteveMartinToGo & @ediebrickell's #GRAMMYs-nommed @BrightStar… — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Breaking news: Alec Baldwin and Donald Trump to be wed in two weeks at secret location. #yourhomeforfakenews — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear Satan, Thank you for not putting on/off switches or reboot buttons on modems! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am walking on air after the Bright Star concert performance, even though in the photo I look like a lump. https://t.co/9kW6djTE5Q — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You can watch the Bright Star concert version (meaning it's essentially the songs) - complete with original cast an… https://t.co/VXNZ4lRi8S — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @JasonEstes81: @SteveMartinToGo I can hear them on the radio. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I can spot an under-inflated football just by looking at it on TV. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You can watch, for free, a livestream of our Grammy nominated musical Bright Star here tonight. https://t.co/XF00CtSmSd — PolitiTweet.org