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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@BackupsForFCP But then it wouldn’t be unretouched. Or would it? — PolitiTweet.org

Published Yesterday
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My unretouched photo from last evening. Clearly an award winner, but I’m not sure what to wear to the ceremony. Something dignified, or something that says, “it’s the new Steve?” https://t.co/3B7mNbUmt8 — PolitiTweet.org

Published May 9, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My latest photograph is so good I’ve been asked by professionals not to share it. — PolitiTweet.org

Published May 7, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Damn. I missed this email and now I’m probably out of luck: “...During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment through a Diplomat from United Kingdom, and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in 2 Metal Trunk Boxes...” — PolitiTweet.org

Published May 6, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Where’s his air hose? — PolitiTweet.org

WeRateDogs® @dog_rates

This is Odin. He’s been working hard to get ready for round boi summer. 13/10 please appreciate him https://t.co/pVFAnOdd10

Published May 5, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It seems that every photo I take is somehow a masterpiece. https://t.co/KiPU7QtHam — PolitiTweet.org

Published May 4, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@alisonmartino Oops. I meant Beverly Drive. *slinking off* — PolitiTweet.org

Published May 4, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@alisonmartino Beverly Blvd., two blocks south of Santa Monica. — PolitiTweet.org

Published May 4, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No comment. https://t.co/XA6DETGTnW — PolitiTweet.org

The New Yorker @NewYorker

In the latest installment of Barry Blitt’s Kvetchbook, the artist illustrates Tucker Carlson’s most loyal fan base.… https://t.co/Zi64V1zZZW

Published May 3, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You could also play “M” with the 1st finger. I don’t use my 1st finger much. — PolitiTweet.org

Published May 3, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

After much study, it is correct, but I tend to brush the 1st string rather than play it. — PolitiTweet.org

Philip Granof @pgranof

@SteveMartinToGo Please help me with "The Great Remember" Tablature #rarebirdalert Is this the fingering? It's kill… https://t.co/jsYJQrCLfM

Published May 3, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just saw these. They look fake but they’re not. And their harmonizing was fantastic. https://t.co/D0y2xJewqw — PolitiTweet.org

Published May 1, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The carpet is made of recycled plastic. I’m not kidding. — PolitiTweet.org

Scott M @scottam2

Anyone able to tell me what kind of flooring/carpet this is? I really like it. Would ask @SteveMartinToGo but I am… https://t.co/h3GUnRrHNp

Published April 30, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I have a visitor. https://t.co/4DP1Psxr1k — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 30, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It was not me who left the guitar; it was a nice couple who did it to be kind. And yes, I know it should be “It was not I who left....” — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 29, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Someone left this free guitar on 82nd st. Between 1st and 2nd Avenue in NYC. FYI. https://t.co/mDRRdHrLKd — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 29, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The name of the tune is “More Bad Weather on the Way.” — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 19, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I was going to post a new banjo video, but I thought, “This old one is pretty good.” From the summer quarantine. https://t.co/4V5d8lCq1K — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 19, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

We just wrapped “Only Murders in the Building,” a four month shoot with Marty, Selena and me. Protocols protected the crew and cast. Thank you Disney and Hulu for stringent, defensive measures that worked. https://t.co/SjOy7XZGiu — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 15, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Any broken-hearted lovers out there? This song should fix it. Written by Walter Vinson and Lonnie Chatmon in 1930. “She’s gone; I don’t worry. I’m sitting on top of the world.” Warning: It’s bluegrass. https://t.co/wCf6BStLe9 — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 15, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@SopanDeb @WSJ Then how am I looking at it right now in my kitchen. — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 13, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now what do I do? — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 13, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Takin’ a bow 🐝 https://t.co/KgeyJXhb2y — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 13, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Our latest cartoon from ⁦@Blisscartoons⁩ and me. https://t.co/p00MJSq9rc — PolitiTweet.org

Published April 8, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. — PolitiTweet.org

Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity

Wish you were here! This selfie was taken in front of “Mont Mercou,” a rock formation that’s 20ft (6m) tall. It's m… https://t.co/kXUSeOeKpY

Published March 30, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @Blisscartoons: This marks the first time in my life that I have drawn an anvil (with @SteveMartinToGo) https://t.co/ujjycnKaAT — PolitiTweet.org

Published March 30, 2021 Retweet
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

What better use of late night Twitter than to share your esoteric song loves? And, the love of drone. Seán Keane - O'Reilly https://t.co/lfbyi3aBnW via @YouTube — PolitiTweet.org

Published March 26, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think I’ve got this figured out. You just place your fingers on the fretboard at exactly the right time and place. Chris Thile Traditional Irish Reel and more Floydfest 7 28 12 https://t.co/muPS37CWKQ via @YouTube — PolitiTweet.org

Published March 26, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think I would make an excellent greeter. — PolitiTweet.org

Sebastian Smee @SebastianSmee

The Smithsonian is on a massive search for six new museum directors. Their work could reshape the institution for …… https://t.co/OnbYdn2QJd

Published March 24, 2021
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

On the set of “Only Murders in the Building” today with the great ⁦@janemarielynch⁩. Yes, we’re in look-alike clothes. https://t.co/TaLLWkBzwU — PolitiTweet.org

Published March 24, 2021