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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
A tip of the hat tonight to the truly-missed gentleman, John Candy (rewrite). — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
We will be correcting gramma for Thanksgiving. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Beginning after Thanksgiving, my Tweets will be gluten-free. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I was very proud to have my music on Ken Burns’ wonderful “The Dust Bowl” on PBS last night. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@sirguygrand His wife? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Backstage advice also applies to sex scandals. http://t.co/MJkla8IM — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AlbertBrooks Oh gee, I see someone already beat me to it with that joke. Shame on them. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AlbertBrooks I thought they laughed at you because you did comedy material on television and records. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
People in Anchorage were so friendly! Fellow at airport changed all my US dollars for Alaskan currency so I wouldn't have to wait in line. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
.@marsCuriosity implicated in Prataeus scandal. Sent shirtless emails to Jill Kelley's Roomba. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Just hoping the Patraeus scandal doesn't spread to Big Bird. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Headed for Anchorage to play two sold out show with the @SteepCanyon Rangers! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@JoyceCarolOates Oh, that was my cousin "Luddy." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Great news! Just signed Paula Broadwell to write my biography! Whee! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Latest poll shows that many American believe that Abraham Lincoln is the current president who just made a movie. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@MattAyers5 pure evil. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Bad dog! I've told you. You're not allowed on our bed! http://t.co/EHlXB7J8 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
These power outages have got to — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Feeling really good about my haircut today, yet something’s missing. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
BREAKING NEWS: Obama reelected. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@ABFalecbaldwin A million of my followers don't exist. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Congrats to @ABFalecbaldwin on purchasing 1 million Twitter followers. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
To commemorate Obama's victory, I'm having a tea party. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
After more fact checking, it turns out that voting is not a right, but a consolation prize for not getting to be dictator. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Remember, you’re not allowed to carry an unconcealed, loaded voter into the voting booth. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
While you’re voting today, remember, it’s a privilege, not a right. *flurry of fact checking* Sorry, actually, it’s a right. I take it back. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
On the edge of my seat today. Fully expect to win “Sexiest Man Alive” due to recent hair product change. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My publicists are trying to get my cold to go viral. But it seems to be bacterial. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sometimes an Amazon review is just too good to keep quiet: "Good Wrapping and Packaging of Product." Five Stars. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@normmacdonald Is this golf? — PolitiTweet.org
