Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@stephenfry @EricIdle But Eric Idle is here with me in Los Angeles. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is weird, but I’ve found I can read someone’s mind just by talking to them for only an hour or two. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@EricIdle Oh, so you're one of the "happy Shakespeare" theorists. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@ziopoi It doth. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Click here to view first page of my latest movie idea: http://t.co/eWfv3Avu — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@paul_klumb Works with Qdos. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@blackcat_AK I only wish that were my plight. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is strictly a commercial tweet, promoting my new, yet-to-be-determined project. Please check it out! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My banjo playing has improved since I started wearing Breathe Right Nasal Strips with MENTHOL. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@AlbertBrooks Good dog. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trusting wife believed me when I said the 4th quarter was just beginning and quarters only last 15 minutes. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Christmas gift suggestions: How about some dadgum? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Christmas gift suggestions: A Wheat Thin is a welcome gift any holiday season. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Christmas gift suggestions: many folks have a country donkey, but could use a city donkey as well. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Christmas gift suggestions: Have you considered a set of travel marbles? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@komodobuddha @SteveMartinToGo It has to be maintained. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trusting wife commented tonight that being on Twitter is like having a fern. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I believe it was Oscar Wilde who said, “Hello, I’m Oscar Wilde.” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@jeffmradio1972 @SteveMartinToGo That was neither funny nor witty. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm so afraid to use "namby-pamby" with my smarter friends. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@pattonoswalt Actually, just ran out of bath salts. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here's a pic of Edie Brickell and me at yesterday's record cover shoot. http://t.co/7HJLiiXx — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This might be behind the paywall of the NYTimes but here's an article I wrote years ago about a friend who just died. http://t.co/BeJWINCv — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Injuries are plaguing my Twitter season. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

OMG, I gave thanks for everything yesterday, but it was the WRONG DAY. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

NASA about to announce discovery from @MarsCuriosity : ASTROLOGY IS REAL. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@CLINTFREEMAN1 But they certainly have their caps lock on. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tweeters have pointed out that I have overestimated my followers by 100k. I'm so sorry. #ANGER #WTF #nitwits — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@laheidi76 A non-celebrity? Please. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's hard to believe that I am able to connect intimately to 3.5 million followers simply by typing from my 27 million dollar Tweet center. — PolitiTweet.org