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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Previous tweet was a parody on a news story that no one seemed to get. http://t.co/slXkKaqs — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@DillonPowers It's all in the wrist. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I am going to leave Gagosians. And walking over to Sothebys. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I should add, appropriate for me, now. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Still not feeling funny, nor is funny feeling appropriate. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Hadn't seen today's horrible news.Another incomprehensible tragedy. Woe. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@TheWeatherNerd Oh gee, hadn't seen the news. *regret* — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Boing. Doink. Ah ha! Good game. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Plonk. Doink. Clack. Dink. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My serve. Clack. Clack. Doink. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Dang. Your point. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Clack, clack, clackity-clack. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It’s time to play Twitter ping-pong! Raise your paddles. My serve. Ready? Clackity-clackity clack…. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@setty_spaghetti Compensated. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
In national new,s, comma,s will now come before the letter “,s.” — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tomorrow’s weather: A long slow bath with chance of showers. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
SteveMartinToGo: your only source for news. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Here's a pic of me performing in the early days, probably 1970. Taken by my friend and manager William E. McEuen. http://t.co/p9uYVGwl — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Are we so morally bankrupt in this country that giants can defeat saints? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@JoyceCarolOates I remain youthful by spelling "Pilates, Yoga, and treadmill" every day. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@straws69 Chris Christie? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If the Man with Two Brains is ever remade, I hope they don’t dumb it down. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I call. You never suspected that I cheated with high-altitude weather balloon observations of your keystrokes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
All right. Misdeal. I now have some flubber, two sixes, a Frisbee, Oh, an Emmy, and an ace. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @TheJeanMartha: @SteveMartinToGo I have a 5, Gatorade, an 11, an earring, and the flu. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Okay, you win. But this time I have a pair of socks, an ace, a five and a club. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Time for Twitter poker. I have a 9, a 3, a spade, a fork, and king of Fords. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I should add Grammy nominated @SteepCanyon Rangers! Congrats boys! Er...men! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@stephenfry I think it's a different Eric Idle. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Watch for @SteepCanyon Rangers and me on Austin City Limits this weekend. We're doing the same thing as last time because it's a rerun. — PolitiTweet.org
