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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Here’s a tongue-in-cheek Op-Ed I published in the New York Times in 2004. Still relevant, it seems. http://t.co/8tJp586T — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm ready to go on Oprah to admit doping in 1968. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@bigbo32oz Didn't think about that. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Next year, Tour de France moving to unicycles. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@barthzilla English please. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Bad day: Spent it on a 787 Dreamliner with Lance Armstrong and Manti Te'o's ex girlfriend. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I have lived in the house with my wife for ten years. But I'm realizing I've never actually SEEN her. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Trusting wife and I have been together ten years but have only met online. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@billcollage @SteveMartinToGo @twitter I have a king, a queen, four, a foot, and a parallelogram. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@rayadverb I'm torn between your book and one that has one hundred thirty-two twenty-six thousand words. I want my dollar to count. Advice? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@SarahKSilverman I wish. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@rayadverb When we use money to buy your book, will we get change if we give too much money? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It was all a dream! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
House dodging icy bergs on frozen river, yet I still tweet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Avalanche consumes house, yet I still tweet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm tired, yet I still tweet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My chimney just got a flue shot. #withapologies — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@loyalgirlz Nice review, but Amazon requires you not to be revealed as uncle of sister's brother's nephew's cousin's child. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@BetsyHoekstra So accurate, yet best to not reveal your review was paid for through Alaskan fish contraband networked Russian funds. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@SandyGrayEngHK I think you mean, "as mcuh at taht." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@SureThen Uh, no comprende. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@HAPDADIII But I could...oh wait. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@HAPDADIII iCorkscrew killer. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@ConnorLow @jordanmoffatt Yet Molly finds my shoe pic alluring. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Reviews of my new headphones are in ☆☆☆☆☆! Out of Twenty. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@loyalgirlz Of course. One easy payment of $299. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@bigjoeco @SteveMartinToGo iShovel is bluetooth and are compatible. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@SteveMartinToGo I think you mean "buy" those or "butt" those. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Steve Martin's celebrity headphones. $299. http://t.co/P7IgrTN2 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Do you have two 500 billions for a trillion? — PolitiTweet.org
