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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Do people in California celebrate Weaster? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Christopher Hitchens hovered above me tonight and said, "There is no afterlife." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@Liffonmelsmork Latest CD with Edie Brickell is mostly clawhammer. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
How dare you. @fiveagen @stahrwar 2 Rabbis walk into a bar. They are both upstanding members of society and leaders of their local faith. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Why bother to talk to people?@stahrwar wow hilarious. Next up a Jewish joke? Keep the fascinating material coming — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I, too, will shun the luxury Papal apartment. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
OMG. Rolling Stone has bootleg video of Edie Brickell and me discussing our new CD: http://t.co/9j9XpjZ6eN — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I was reading the newspaper this morning when I glanced at the top of the page to see what time it was. Too much reading on the iPad. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Something's wrong with my colon ; — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Harlem Shake : Monster Mash. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Raising money for some gardening tasks around the yard. #hedgefund. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Brushed my teeth this morning with my new toothbrush app. Set your phone to airplane mode first. #idiot — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
New consultant working out well. Plaid actually works with polka dots, and filing doesn’t have to be in alphabetical order. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Thinking of hiring a consultant! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@tinated He's good, very good, but I got my chops from Earl. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@normmacdonald Hi Norm. Did you know that all facts are true? It's a fact. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Historic Tweet now to be insribed at mid-level and monument lowered by eight feet for eye-level viewing. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
"Insribed." Look it up. RT @hemo_jr: @SteveMartinToGo insribed * *inscribed — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Asterisk at Washington Monument to be replaced with down arrow. Better. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Yes. In a month, with Edie Brickell. RT @guyfiveO: @SteveMartinToGo I've really enjoyed Rare Bird Alert. Is there a 3rd album in the works? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My tweet insribed at the base of the Washington Monument will be pointed out by an asterisk at the top! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Historic Tweet to be inscribed at base of Washington Monument! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Lucky indeed! @jackdelayne And I was there for it! How exciting! Goes to prove that it pays to be in the right place at the right time. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
That's more like it. @bdouglas7 All other tweets are obsolete/Makes you tap your toes and stomp your feet/No way this tweet ever be beat . — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Harrumph. @KaraVanPark needs more salt — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I hope to go down in history with this historic Tweet. Yes, the one you are reading right now. It’s got it all. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @MarkEHaning: @SteveMartinToGo \\ Λ_Λ \( ˇωˇ) / ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\ レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / / ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) ... — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Great pick up lines: I...I...I...I...I.... — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Great pick up lines: "You remind me of my first wife. No, seriously, I'm not kidding." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Your apostrophe has fallen. @dinnerlist just don,t do it by cutting any limbs — PolitiTweet.org