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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Is that a UN thing? @JasonMorris2112 How do you feel about accordions? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sorry. Asteroid is hip, current, contemporary, asteroid.@KorieMFNConyers Would downloading Rare Bird Alert combat the a asteroid as well? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@corbinbernsen 18 years later, still happy! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oh, hey, I'm...wait, why am I replying? @Trickadlington Hey Steve , Whats up Dude , How you been ? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sorry, three different agents. @jblohse Will you be going with Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis this time to destroy the asteroid? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Only vampires can hear song on radio. @lindasea What if I play the single on my radio show? Am certain that will wipe out asteroid. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's behind you. @MaryKayinApril I looked outside and I don't see that asteroid — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Amazingly, it was the current iTunes single download. @PeytonMeisner Did you and Bill Murray ever find out what the hell that thing was? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
No, my other appliances too. @drjones0808 @ChubbyRivers Why it sounds as if you only want your fans to survive the asteroid — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Shhh. The others don't need to know. @ChubbyRivers what is all this talk of asteroid!? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Then you are not the true Holy Spirit. @TheHolySpirit1 What if I download the single and then give it a 1 star rating on iTunes? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Perhaps I'm watching a movie. @MarkStultz Don't understand why no mention of asteroid on the news! You sure you have the right planet? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Not really...uh...yes.@miltonamb woud it be safer download one copy for each member of my family? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Only if purchased with $1200 mixer app. @chrisboivin Can I get a version of your new single with just Edie Brickell, no you? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Asteroid not responsible for technical failures. Sorry. @anyagunter @AntonSadousk If it doesn't download do we still get to live? :) — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Perhaps you mean, "it owns you." w_horrorwhore83 Mr Martin, you ignore my existence. i disapprove. also, Bowfinger was weird. but i own it. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The asteroid nears. Best to keep downloading. @AntonSadousk I bought the thing and it ain't working. Buy another? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
3rd? Better for her 30th. @bartcoleman Is The Great Flydini available for my daughter's 3rd birthday party Saturday in LA? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If you unfollowed me, why do you ask? @ReillyWalker1 you just got unfollowed by a clock, how does that make you feel? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Why curse him with a weird name? @overthe3 @TheGolfClub my son is named Bill Thompson — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's not enough that you buy the song. You must listen in your car. @DRBCH Ok I bought your damn song already!! Geesh. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
He's still here in my apple tree. @TheGolfClub Do you have any idea where Bill Thompson is? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Thermos was a less-a-phor. @ChrisFredbeck where should one look for an adequate thermos? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
AMAZING: Those who download single will be safe from giant asteroid. So sayeth the sooth. This is not me talking. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It is written. A musical with Edie Brickell. @grendl64 when are you going to write another play? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oh, please. Only available where comedians shop. @mlzema Can I have your "arrow-through-the-head" prop? You know, the professional model. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
A critic, once, in 1973. @lizsobel44 Did anyone ever tell you how hysterical you are? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
GIANT ASTEROID ABOUT TO STRIKE EARTH. GOODBYE. Also, my single with Edie Brickell, “Love Has Come for You,” available on iTunes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Hollywood extends into the valley.@AlbertBrooks @joelewis451 I live in the valley RT @joelewis451: what a funny hollywood asshole you are — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Turns out it wasn't. @SarahFYasmin Another Cdn who doesn't get your joke. I'm sure it was funny. — PolitiTweet.org