Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The moment I tweeted, a favorite appeared. It was as if the second you sent an email, a reply appeared. Could only be a bot. You think? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Once a night. @craigy714 Do you tweet to damn random bastards? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The saddest bucket list: @venomscarnage Is there any chance I can finally cross off having Steve Martin respond to my tweet to him? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now you tell me. @PaulWalker80 @ManhattanPast Socrates said, "The only true tweet is in knowing there is no tweet." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Enjoyed the semicolon, hated the question marks. @mlstotts fool me once shame on bars; fool me twice shame strips??? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

THIS JUST IN: Plato no longer a planet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Nichomacus here with me now. Checking. @HobbesBruce And Plato's tweets were relayed by Aristotle. Ask Nichomacus. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So true, yet so poorly punctuated. @Dan__Derby "wisdom begins in bot wonder" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I give. @ManhattanPast Of course you know Socrates never tweeted. All we know about him came from retweets by Plato. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I believe it was Socrates who said, “When someone favorites your Tweet the nanosecond you send it, they are a bot.” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Please, don’t make the mistake I did: Power BARS are what you eat; power STRIPS are what you plug into. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I’m getting weary of my own self, but not of @EdieBrickell and @SteepCanyon. We are on #TheView this morning. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

At last, we are appearing at an intimate forum in the media blitz: Apple Store Soho NY Wed. 7pm. Also on small and intimate @iTunesMusic — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @Late_Show: TONIGHT: @SteveMartinToGo talks with Dave and performs a song with Edie Brickell. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Vindicated! I’m commercial after all. My new CD, "Love Has Come for You," with @EdieBrickell is now available at @Target! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@djmorris55 @bluegrasstoday Loved your thoughtful and intelligent review. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Preferred syntax: The real question is, why. You know mine. @AustlnT the real question is, why dot you know mine? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

What good are if you don't know my Tuesday schedule? Tomorrow #Today Show with @EdieBrickell and @SteepCanyon. Then on #Letterman. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tuesday. And then everyday from then on. @hotracehorse when will your new cd with edie be available? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Just when you thought it would go down." @Bobby_Blood "Unsinkable Titanic" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm first in line. @sicrook Not quite. Michael Bay just optioned Explodoboom — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

With “Oblivion,” the movies have run out of one-word action titles, and must move to two words: “Dire Oblivion,” Horrific Apocalypse.” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thanks David Itzkoff for the lovely article in the NYT. For the record, I do not "bite the heads off live chickens." http://t.co/46Xr5TXXn9 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Solemn bow to West, Texas. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Last few days to hear @EdieBrickell and my new CD stream on NPR. Then you must buy. Wait. Delete this Tweet. http://t.co/zioY4Cdevm — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Breakfast: A delicious bowl of Ricen with blueberries and almond milk. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@pattonoswalt Have to pay attention to driving now. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@pattonoswalt With a salute! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@pattonoswalt Unfortunately, the comeback, so sadly, of a humorist. *Passing the torch.* — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@pattonoswalt Let me ask....He's an Ottoman. — PolitiTweet.org