Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Life on the Road: Heading to Nashville. http://t.co/gMIiK9y4yh — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@kevin_nealon Laxative? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Life on the road: The view this morning from my tour bus. http://t.co/AfdwOcOU9Z — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's called going to bed late. RT @SteverinoC: @SteveMartinToGo Why do old people wake up so early? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @JamesWeilhammer: @SteveMartinToGo was so amazing last night on stage and on the tiny cell phone screen of the guy in front of me — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

But don't lies move swifter? RT @JoyceCarolOates: Some truths move swift as bullets & are as rapacious. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thanks for the great review, Dad. RT @pbpulse: @LarryAydlette checks out a night of great music and laughs. http://t.co/BObE5rtSAg — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@pattonoswalt Just remember, a rainbow is a frown. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Reminder, when clicking on Nigerian diet plan, be sure to include password and Social Security number. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm not saying Nigerians don't create great diets. @AlbertBrooks Really? I lost 5lbs. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear followers, don't click on these tweets to me that claim I invented a diet. It's spam, and malicious spam. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

3 banjos; no waiting. RT @johnmceuenngdb: On stage with @SteveMartinToGo last night. Great show!! http://t.co/V7tnUoQ1b3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tonight, playing 1st of 17 sold out shows in St. Petersburg, Fl. Correction: 1st of 1 sold out shows. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sirius keeps the time zone a secret, but it appears to be Eastern. @ConniBrenner Time Zone? So I can set an alert. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tomorrow Friday on Sirius XM Spectrum channel 28, I'm appearing with @ediebrickell at 8pm for an album special. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tonight in Ft. Myers I never played better. Which is sad. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I had misspelled "Ft. Myers." @pepper_duke you repeating yourself...or your dementia is taking affect😄 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And we'll miss DelFest. @Charlex @SteepCanyon @DelFest They're going to miss you at @DelFest this year. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@chrisabrams9612 @SteepCanyon @ediebrickell Many other shows in Fl. St. Pete, Tallahassee, W. Palm Beach, St. Augustine. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tonight, first show with @SteepCanyon and @ediebrickell in Ft. Myers, Fl. A warm day by the beach and a lovely concert hall. Ahhhh! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only my followers. @JoyceCarolOates Does anyone ever say, "But wait! There's less." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The winner of the 600 million dollar lottery ticket purchased it in Florida. And I have been to Florida. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Goodnight to all of my Twitter followers, and don't forget to check out my latest...uh...thing. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It was heathen, and I decided to let it be. @MElfenbaum Did you save the t-shirt you wore in "A Streetcar Named Desire?" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you.The movie was originally called "The Oboe." I was duped.@GregularBasis It was brave portraying the oboe in The Piano. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you. That is one of the best movies I haven't been in. @SusanRedmond The Big Lebowski is one of the best movies I have ever seen. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I lost that battle when cat went splat. @sargent_bosco Are you still active in the fight against cat juggling? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think you mean my Camero. @ItinerantMonk Loved your cameo in Ghostbusters. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You are wrong, but just generally. @KevHegarty23 Correct me if wrong, but weren't you Excalibur in The Sword in the Stone? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Auditioned. Didn't get it. @regibaby67 @teleskiguy Didn't you also play Bill Murray's two holed bowling ball in Kingpin? — PolitiTweet.org