Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sometimes the bloggers beat the newspapers for professionalism (disclaimer: this is a review of Edie's and my album). http://t.co/WHiaGOwJGO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @ThomasFloyd82: @SteveMartinToGo Are you live tweeting a stroke? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Have discovered I'm here in the small town of Bon Jovi. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I can't remember where I parked my keys. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am actually quite far away from myself. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am nowhere near wherever you are. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Goodnight, all! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's so obvious to everyone BUT YOU. @HaleyP1 And why do you reply to everyone EXCEPT me? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I rather like her slow. @IseeAndComment Do you like Taylor Swift? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Try a Motorola and a Dr. Pepper.@eatevilpenguins I can see SM sitting back drinking wine and twitting on an outdated Blackberry! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's pronounced "duDE." @zoetza uses the word "dude" you know he really means it. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I really like to visist Svistsiterland. @ThroneOfPotter What is your favorite place to visist? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Obviously, Godzilla. Original character name played by Raymond Burr, Steve Martin. @DWindau What is your favorite japanese film monster? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only as a pigeon. @klausfuture When will you be on 30 Rock again? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

How dare you. I AM CRUISE. @bgbird1016 did you do your own stunts in The Three Amigos? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Depends: Is your 4 year old a cat? @MattLovesYoohoo Any suggestions on how to get my 4 year old to stop eating cat treats? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No, just turning into Shi. @MeghaPatel_ are you coming to Ga? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

See essay section of Twitter.@musicjnkie who is your favorite musician? And if you could play with ANY musician who would it be? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trust me: EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. @tiff_501 have you ever considered filming the jerk with a different ending? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If I were a grammar-loving foo', I would retweet this. @CampbellHill Have you become a reclusive castle-dwelling celebrity? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I loved their first single. @WhalesOfThaWrld do majestic whales bring you a joy unlike anything you've ever known? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

CORRECTION: 187th. You forgot the animated characters.@MatKapphahn @SteveMartinToGo is the second greatest actor of all time. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You must be young. E pluibus Unum. @gopher33j congrats on making NYT Crossword clues on Sunday. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wow, that's a compliment! @CosmicTimes @Wildaboutmusic Thinking about seeing the show when it rolls into town — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You got it, dude, though I don't know what you're talking about.@newscore2 Are you in a pact with Glazers to bring down Manchester United? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Well, actually, I've always...wait, what? @meeshiemeesh11 Do you like pickles? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think you mean, "sil-LAAAA-bil."@jstorlone probably because you put the em-faaaaa-sis on the wrong sil-laaaa-bil. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Son, son, it's always the son. @gypsiesquaw Watching @SteveMartinToGo on the Muppet Show. Son thinks he's hysterical — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No nitram. @__013 If we trick you into saying your name backwards, will you go back to the 5ᵗʰ dimension? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

People just don’t seem to understxeykdm mxe. — PolitiTweet.org