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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
NY Public Library. RT @stevesidea:still waiting for Godot to be available online or DVD w/ you + Robin. Does that exist somewhere? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm a 110. I know that. RT @amateurgourmet:it's also on film in a production with Linda Rondstadt! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Movie? It was a live play last night. RT @Gnosticjedi They did so many drop dead funny gestures in that movie — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I saw Pirates of Penzance with Kevin Kline and thought, “How did they manage to fill the world with such joy?” TY Gilbert and Sullivan. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Arrgghh. RT @GarryShandling: Please: Only those with 18 IQ or higher respond. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's not that it does or doesn't. It's every OTHER time. RT @dannyrasmussen: @SteveMartinToGo it does have some glitches at times. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Ha! My plan. RT @universelydumb: The 2nd time someone has screwed me over on the television stuff dvds..been trying for 2 months to get it. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oops. RT @jamenta: @SteveMartinToGo You did reboot the stack on sector forty three for the memory map right? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Rephrase: Pro Tools is one of those paranoid softwares that has figured out ten thousand ways to keep you from LOADING it. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Pro Tools is one of those paranoid softwares that has figured out ten thousand ways to keep you from using it. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Wearing my NSA spy-phone helmet as I bike by the UN is the definition of cacophony. http://t.co/mEvNIJEFst — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I am being paid 2 dollars a day to wear a logo on my hat while I Tweet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Therefore, a spy at work. RT @kevincwolfe8papa johns is delivery only. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Well, Mr. G. Blanston of Grove, IN. Getting a little fancy with Pocket Fisherman orders, aren’t we? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Your exam is at 2pm.RT @2moes: Can't remember what time I booked my prostate exam, could replay the call for me? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Someone in Texas likes apples. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Two large margaritas, extra tomatoes. I'M LISTENING. RT @JeffGelberg: @SteveMartinToGo I hope you didn't hear my call to Domino's. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Another phone tap blockbuster: Lawn mower broke down. New part ordered.RT @DazzoD1 What about Joe Beaton of Wyoming? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Now releasing some results of my phone tap espionage: P. Robinson of Benton, AR, has booked an early dinner at Papa John’s. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Just realized I read the words "Pussy Riot" in the New York Times. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Reading this Tweet entitles me to tap your phone. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Try being me. He forgot to add "Grammy award winning...." http://t.co/IGhVmH8Fju — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I think the phrase that most closely describes my life now is "caged heat." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I think the word you're looking for is "er..."RT @pattonoswalt@NASAJPL Damn, you own adjectives, too. That's so, uh...um... — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@pattonoswalt @NASAJPL Presumptuous, yet I like the brashness. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@pattonoswalt @NASAJPL Best leave all caps to me. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@pattonoswalt @NASAJPL NASA actually SENT me to Mars, and you're acting like your first "tryout" invitation is a big deal. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The only reason I know I'm tipping the right amount is because of my guilt. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Post a fake obit? RT @Pogue: I just deleted 8,942 unanswered reader emails from 2011 and 2012. I’m filled with guilt..but what can I do? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I always delete,typos Rt Question: When dining in a fine restaurant, do you keep your gun holstered or do "you" set it on the table?”" — PolitiTweet.org
