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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The reason I haven't tweeted for a while is because I haven't written anything and then pressed "Tweet." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm up late. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
In Telluride, you never know if a Tweet is sent. RT @charliethevern: Is it like those pictures where you have to find the differences? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tonight Telluride Bluegrass Festival, tomorrow THE WORLD, uh, I mean Stamford, Conn. @ediebrickell @SteepCanyon — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Edie will be there; didn't have room. @sisijoseph7 @SteepCanyon @MumfordAndSons @ediebrickell — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
All best wishes to Mumford's Ted Dwane, honored to face angry mob tomorrow at Telluride on their behalf. @SteepCanyon @MumfordAndSons — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Jimmy Hoffa ferociously digging and moving around underground. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Not if you really know me. RT @JoyceCarolOates: Steve Martin Look-Alike Competition discriminates against the dark-haired & female. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
There. I finally read the Internet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I prefer: "Say the next line after she says hers!" RT @calderwa:Audience member at Hamlet: "Do the next line like you really mean it!" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Spelling correction on last tweet. I read it seventeen times. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Fan at golf tourney: "Get in the hole!" Sitter for artist John Singer Sargent: "Paint the next stroke with fluidity and bravura!" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Golf tournaments::"get in the hole!" Bluegrass concerts::"Hit the third string with your thumb at the second fret!" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Honored to appear at Telluride on Thursday with @steepcanyon and @EdieBrickell, sorry it's to stand in for Mumford and Sons woes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Science has shown it actually works. RT @stephenfry: anyone who shouts “Get in the hole!” during a golf tournament should be deported. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@dougfrance1 I don't have a link for that. It's in my book, Born Standing Up, too. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
"I saw the movie, I missed the book." Jonathan Winters. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If ever I'm in a tough situation, I want Jack Reacher on my side. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Uh oh. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Jack Reacher, fortunately, has not been hit by a single bullet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This Jack Reacher fellow is able to out drive ANYONE. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Driving Miss Daisy. RT @meredithann109: You could be watching any movie with this commentary. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Cars now appear to be chasing other cars in a reckless manner. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
"I can't do this anymore." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You mean my 3D glasses. RT @ktea11: @SteveMartinToGo Don't attempt to kick ass and do one liners at your age. You might drop the remote. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Jack Reacher mumbling, "What would Navin do." Amazing movie. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm enjoying the movie, however, "I'm sorry, can you please put a shirt on." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @seespotplay: Well excuuuuuude me! @SteveMartinToGo RT @MoRocca: Can someone define the verb in this Vegas ad for Jay Leno? http://t.co/… — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
"It's your last chance to walk away." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You're asking me to look at a cold-blooded killer, objectively. — PolitiTweet.org