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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
BREAKING NEWS: Obama reelected. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@ABFalecbaldwin A million of my followers don't exist. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Congrats to @ABFalecbaldwin on purchasing 1 million Twitter followers. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
To commemorate Obama's victory, I'm having a tea party. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
After more fact checking, it turns out that voting is not a right, but a consolation prize for not getting to be dictator. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Remember, you’re not allowed to carry an unconcealed, loaded voter into the voting booth. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
While you’re voting today, remember, it’s a privilege, not a right. *flurry of fact checking* Sorry, actually, it’s a right. I take it back. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
On the edge of my seat today. Fully expect to win “Sexiest Man Alive” due to recent hair product change. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My publicists are trying to get my cold to go viral. But it seems to be bacterial. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sometimes an Amazon review is just too good to keep quiet: "Good Wrapping and Packaging of Product." Five Stars. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@normmacdonald Is this golf? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@raynagellert @SteveMartinToGo I do not! Yet, I'm so sorry. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@belafleckbanjo Sorry Bela, that tweet just wasn't funny. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@EricIdle Complete this tennis score: "fifteen ?" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AlbertBrooks I would win; I just know I would win. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I stand by my original apology. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I just called the paparazzi a bunch of “professional photographers” and now they want to sue. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The news is all over the tweet where I said, “If any part of this tweet offends you, I am deeply sorry,” and is asking me to apologize. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If there was only some way to take back my last tweet, I would. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If any part of this tweet offends you, I am deeply sorry. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
SCR and me at Neil Young’s Bridge School concert. You can’t say we don’t try. @SteepCanyon. http://t.co/XvpTDqE9 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@magpinkpie @SteepCanyon Sorry, cancelled. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Please keep your hands and arms inside the Tweet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AudiopondRadio Doesn't work for me. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@antoniasd I bliw it. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@psychobikerchic You have to think about it. Really, really hard. Then, and only then, you will be disappointed. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@BobbyTracy16 @Sam_Ackley Well, which is it? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AlanBard @SteepCanyon I haven't been serious since 2012. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@irarather Actually, quite low-brow. Think low. Think pun. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@underwoods4 Yum! — PolitiTweet.org
