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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm so afraid to use "namby-pamby" with my smarter friends. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@pattonoswalt Actually, just ran out of bath salts. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Here's a pic of Edie Brickell and me at yesterday's record cover shoot. http://t.co/7HJLiiXx — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This might be behind the paywall of the NYTimes but here's an article I wrote years ago about a friend who just died. http://t.co/BeJWINCv — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Injuries are plaguing my Twitter season. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
OMG, I gave thanks for everything yesterday, but it was the WRONG DAY. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
NASA about to announce discovery from @MarsCuriosity : ASTROLOGY IS REAL. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@CLINTFREEMAN1 But they certainly have their caps lock on. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tweeters have pointed out that I have overestimated my followers by 100k. I'm so sorry. #ANGER #WTF #nitwits — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@laheidi76 A non-celebrity? Please. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's hard to believe that I am able to connect intimately to 3.5 million followers simply by typing from my 27 million dollar Tweet center. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
A tip of the hat tonight to the truly-missed gentleman, John Candy (rewrite). — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
We will be correcting gramma for Thanksgiving. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Beginning after Thanksgiving, my Tweets will be gluten-free. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I was very proud to have my music on Ken Burns’ wonderful “The Dust Bowl” on PBS last night. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@sirguygrand His wife? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Backstage advice also applies to sex scandals. http://t.co/MJkla8IM — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AlbertBrooks Oh gee, I see someone already beat me to it with that joke. Shame on them. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AlbertBrooks I thought they laughed at you because you did comedy material on television and records. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
People in Anchorage were so friendly! Fellow at airport changed all my US dollars for Alaskan currency so I wouldn't have to wait in line. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
.@marsCuriosity implicated in Prataeus scandal. Sent shirtless emails to Jill Kelley's Roomba. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Just hoping the Patraeus scandal doesn't spread to Big Bird. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Headed for Anchorage to play two sold out show with the @SteepCanyon Rangers! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@JoyceCarolOates Oh, that was my cousin "Luddy." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Great news! Just signed Paula Broadwell to write my biography! Whee! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Latest poll shows that many American believe that Abraham Lincoln is the current president who just made a movie. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@MattAyers5 pure evil. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Bad dog! I've told you. You're not allowed on our bed! http://t.co/EHlXB7J8 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
These power outages have got to — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Feeling really good about my haircut today, yet something’s missing. — PolitiTweet.org
