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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
That's right, "In the lane, snow is " Tony Tompkins @twonis2 @SteveMartinToGo Chillaxing." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening, In the lane, snow is…? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It’s time for a Christmas sing-along! I’ll sing part of the verse and you sing the rest. Here we go! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Bad Mayan. Bad, bad Mayan. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Bit by a spider last night. Now, I can shuffle my feet on the rug and make a spark at the doorknob. I will only use this power for good. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
NRA promoting the new "Phlegmatic." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@cloudyblue @timcourtney Uh, that would be "litterbag." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Taking Mayan holiday. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@CateDoodle2 @SteveMartinToGo Related to logic. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Failed joke explanation hurt by forgetting to add footnotes and Venn diagram. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Now reconsidering my whole joke philosophy after explanation confused more people than joke did. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Previous tweet was a parody on a news story that no one seemed to get. http://t.co/slXkKaqs — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@DillonPowers It's all in the wrist. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I am going to leave Gagosians. And walking over to Sothebys. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I should add, appropriate for me, now. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Still not feeling funny, nor is funny feeling appropriate. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Hadn't seen today's horrible news.Another incomprehensible tragedy. Woe. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@TheWeatherNerd Oh gee, hadn't seen the news. *regret* — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Boing. Doink. Ah ha! Good game. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Plonk. Doink. Clack. Dink. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My serve. Clack. Clack. Doink. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Dang. Your point. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Clack, clack, clackity-clack. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It’s time to play Twitter ping-pong! Raise your paddles. My serve. Ready? Clackity-clackity clack…. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@setty_spaghetti Compensated. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
In national new,s, comma,s will now come before the letter “,s.” — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tomorrow’s weather: A long slow bath with chance of showers. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
SteveMartinToGo: your only source for news. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Here's a pic of me performing in the early days, probably 1970. Taken by my friend and manager William E. McEuen. http://t.co/p9uYVGwl — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Are we so morally bankrupt in this country that giants can defeat saints? — PolitiTweet.org
