Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@BetsyHoekstra So accurate, yet best to not reveal your review was paid for through Alaskan fish contraband networked Russian funds. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@SandyGrayEngHK I think you mean, "as mcuh at taht." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@SureThen Uh, no comprende. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@HAPDADIII But I could...oh wait. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@HAPDADIII iCorkscrew killer. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@ConnorLow @jordanmoffatt Yet Molly finds my shoe pic alluring. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Reviews of my new headphones are in ☆☆☆☆☆! Out of Twenty. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@loyalgirlz Of course. One easy payment of $299. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@bigjoeco @SteveMartinToGo iShovel is bluetooth and are compatible. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@SteveMartinToGo I think you mean "buy" those or "butt" those. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Steve Martin's celebrity headphones. $299. http://t.co/P7IgrTN2 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Do you have two 500 billions for a trillion? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Using my head to pound in nails. Trusting wife worried. I say I’m bypassing a tool. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@JoyceCarolOates You don't see me promoting other people's product. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@BrandonVaugha13 'fraid not. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Not a disease. That's a palate. RT @CharlotteLaws @SteveMartinToGo Symptom: Incredible urge to eat the curtains. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trial go much better. @MeanBean247@SteveMartinToGo I have bad hearing — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You were just in my office.@kylekernDr @SteveMartinToGo Symptoms: I feel like someone just forced a boot with cheese down my throat. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

First sign of a serious problem. Zach Taylor @Mershaullk@SteveMartinToGo I feel fine, really. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dead in two days. Hannah @crabbiehannah@SteveMartinToGo Symptoms- runny nose, sneezing, coughing. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Too much Honey Boo-Boo. Joe @anamericangod@SteveMartinToGo symptom: swollen feet, ringing in ears, testicles switched sides — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Crew cut and moccasins. andy crane @crane_andy@SteveMartinToGo I'm tall (6'3") advise?! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Embrace Zeus lightning. RT @Goldilox7 @SteveMartinToGo @thecusimano Spontaneous combustion of the Thorax — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@TieSociety Advice is like a fly. It buzzes and then...huh? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

See manicurist immediately. RT @AlauraMegan @SteveMartinToGo Symptoms: loose fingernails and sticky eyelashes? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You are a Picasso. RT @thecusimano @SteveMartinToGo Symptoms: My left arm fell off and my nostrils are on the wrong side of my head. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Shrinky-weenie. RT @sergegiminiart @SteveMartinToGo Dr Steve : narrowed urethral? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Rent check. RT @jeannehospod @SteveMartinToGo symptoms:monthly cyclical moodiness,backache,spontaneous crying, self hating brownie binges — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Nerditis. RT @veganisyummy ..@SteveMartinToGo symptom: pale skin, freckles and incessant hiccups — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Stop Yoga. RT @Richie_Not_Rich @SteveMartinToGo #AskDrSteve! It feels like theres a foot shooved up my ass? any ideas? — PolitiTweet.org