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Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
@LisaS4680 Yeah he’s festive lol — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @sethweathers: https://t.co/h10vcXbbtJ https://t.co/093dSD78aH — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Not easily lol https://t.co/MPEYtCS6dh — PolitiTweet.org
Ancap Grizzly @Ancap_Grizzly
@CassandraRules How tf do you get shit done at all at work… sorry Tim, the article is late, monkey shit on it
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I mean I love them and it’s worth it, but they make toddlers look like a piece of cake — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
@PingasPounders No they like to smack the cup over so it falls on the floor/my lap — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
“Oliver just stole all the cash from my wallet and is shredding it like confetti.” “Omg how did you get that lipstick” “Can I please go pee alone just once” — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Phrases often heard in my house: “Need to rinse off, got poop in my hair.” “No Oliver don’t rip another key out!” “Can someone grab me a cloth? Eli just dumped my coffee again.” “OW STOP JUMPING ON MY HEAD” “Please stop swinging from my ponytail” “NO DONT EAT MY PURSE” — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
This is interesting https://t.co/DwZ2mpxKn0 — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
This video is mild too. If someone followed me with a camera for a day nobody would ever want a monkey again lmao — PolitiTweet.org
Macrina Juliana @MacrinaJP
@CassandraRules My toddlers tap me out, this is next level. As adorable as it is, it's the best kind of video to po… https://t.co/oEVZchWkxL
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
@HallsInTheKid Hahah thanks — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @HallsInTheKid: @CassandraRules Cassandra’s monkes are the best thing on twatter. Everything else is garbage. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
My kid was 50x easier, even during terrible twos — PolitiTweet.org
Canadian Princess 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇨🇿 @SweetCakers
@CassandraRules You make raising kids look easy compared….lol
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
RT @Timcast: Hes fucking back Follow @Sargon_of_Akkad — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
No way lol that would be a disaster. They def try tho 😂 Guarding drinks is a full time job around here. https://t.co/XsIgIPD2Fr — PolitiTweet.org
JT @DesertRatJT
@CassandraRules And Red Bull, you give them Red Bull. 😂. We saw
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
The rehome we took in would only eat vegetables steamed and with butter for the first week lol — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Treats only — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
@bub5325 Monkey food. It turns like a jello consistency — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
@Y33zee Yeah! https://t.co/37CgHn6ddF — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Bananas aren’t actually very good for monkeys. Too high sugar. — PolitiTweet.org
Daniel Cherne @DanCherne
@CassandraRules So bananas
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Grapes and marshmallows — PolitiTweet.org
Leslie Grossman @MRGOLLIE
@CassandraRules What is a food they would loooove to eat all day, every day, if it were up to them??
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
They also have basically unlimited monkey biscuits, unsalted nuts, seeds etc for foraging — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
They also have unlimited nuts and monkey biscuits and stuff like that — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
It’s like a human diet if you eat clean and healthy — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Carbs aren’t great either unless from a fresh veggie — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
But that’s actually a lot of fruit. Usually I do less. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Veggies are good, fruit in moderation, you don’t really want to give them red meat or anything too high in iron (w exception for plant irons) or too high in sugar. I give them two parts fresh veggies, one part fruit, one part monkey diet, one part protein each meal Like this: https://t.co/xhhXDG5azM — PolitiTweet.org
stevec911 @campbells911
@CassandraRules What’s monkey friendly? Are thier diets close to ours?
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I also got them all custom printed stockings with their names and faces on them. My daughter is getting too old for full blown Santa, but the monks aren’t. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
I’m making all monkey friendly foods for thanksgiving dinner so they can eat the same thing as the people. I’m a little tapped. — PolitiTweet.org
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
They’re his thanksgiving print ones because he’s festive lol — PolitiTweet.org
LetsBeFriends🐊 🐊 (Proxy wars are bad) @BadOpinions5
@CassandraRules The little diapers are adorable. I feel like a beta for saying but can't resist. 😂
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
He keeps dipping when he realizes I’m filming him. He’s as bad as my daughter. https://t.co/hfP3dg3KGc — PolitiTweet.org
