
Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules
Phrases often heard in my house: “Need to rinse off, got poop in my hair.” “No Oliver don’t rip another key out!” “Can someone grab me a cloth? Eli just dumped my coffee again.” “OW STOP JUMPING ON MY HEAD” “Please stop swinging from my ponytail” “NO DONT EAT MY PURSE” — PolitiTweet.org