Ashley Parker

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@jsidman In pre-Covid times, every lunch during training was basically a menu feast, where you all shared like a dozen apps/salads/pastas/cheesecakes (obvi), w no concern for germs. And in that manner, you could eat the menu in a mere fortnight. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

@OKnox This is correct. I am convinced I hated Bedminster duty slightly less than most because our hotel was adjacent to a strip mall that housed a Cheesecake Factory. And I could always look forward to that one meal that would dehydrate me for the rest of the weekend. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

As a former Cheesecake Factory server, I just want to say that training is THE BEST. You basically just eat your way through that novella of a menu, so you can be a savvy guide when your table is debating the Bang Bang Chicken and Shrimp versus the signature Cajun Jambalaya. 🍴 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

💯 to cute babies and paid parental leave policies for both partners... 🙌🏻 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Me, sometimes: "Why do I only have 40 meager inches for this story? I clearly need 100!" Me, other times: "Why do I have 40 massive inches for this story? I really only think I can write... five." — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @benyt: "Asked who collected the blood, Mr. Greenberg replied, 'Uhhhhhh yeah hahah not medical professionals we did it ourselves lol.'"… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @JohnWoodrowCox: A widely held belief among otherwise responsible gun owners is that they can educate their kids out of making bad decis… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @tylerpager: “Of the first 50 top staff posts Biden announced, nearly 80 percent had worked in the Obama White House or on his campaign.… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

🍦🍦🍦 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @MikeMadden: The U.S. men’s soccer program is really going out of its way to prove that the women’s team deserves not only equal pay, bu… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @PhilipRucker: Desperation, cruelty, confusion and hope at America’s overwhelmed southern border. Vivid reporting by ⁦@arelisrhdz⁩ and… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Trying to do @washingtonweek from my mom’s house, w my toddler: Me, at 7 pm: “Okay, great, so if you can just plan to put her to bed around 8 pm or so...” Me, at 7:45 pm: “Honestly, don’t worry about bed. If you can just keep her locked in your room, I’ll owe you forever.” — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Trump came up, by name, 10 times — as well as on seven distinct occasions — at Biden’s first news conference. Sometimes Biden invoked the former president unprompted, sometimes the media brought him up. Everyone can now go ahead and lose their minds... 🤯 https://t.co/w0JzisdhpT — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @WaPoSean: "In Biden’s first solo news conference on Thursday, the specter of former president Donald Trump loomed awkwardly — part foil… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

“Oh God, I miss him.” Joe Biden just can’t quit Donald Trump.” https://t.co/w0JzisdhpT — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @EHolmes: When I had to ask for a day off for a D&C after my miscarriage, I couldn’t bring myself to even say the word. “I was pregnan… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

“The United States does not require employers to provide leave for anyone who suffers a miscarriage.” — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @WaPoSean: The arc of history, to Biden, comes down to pragmatism. It illustrates how he can describe some GOP policies as “sick” and… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @agearan: "The art of the possible": Biden lays out pragmatic vision for his presidency, by @mviser @AnnieLinskey https://t.co/leFJgsjmsZ — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

I feel like the hours of my life spent reading aloud “Little Excavator” has specifically prepared me for this day. https://t.co/W4hh8Dtxay — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @jeremybowers: How is she this good at literally everything — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @AnnieLinskey: Stumbling or steady? Biden’s first presidential news conference will test his discipline By @mviser https://t.co/sLpYwxsx… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Biden’s team announced a news conference. Then nine (dog year) days passed. My story: https://t.co/pmbWsyXBso — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @espiers: If anything, I'd say Substack exposes the people whose editors have been doing a lot of heavy lifting this whole time. — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @NickMiroff: ICE sent a subpoena to BuzzFeed demanding to know its sources because ⁦@Haleaziz⁩ is driving them crazy with so many scoops… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @DavidNakamura: One of the commonalities of the Post's flood-the-zone tick-tocks of these terrible mass shootings is the byline of @mffi… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @jdawsey1: NEW: As NY struggled, Cuomo family & others close to gov received special access to covid tests, as well as quick results & s… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

RT @CBSNews: Megan Rapinoe: "I've been devalued, I've been disrespected and dismissed because I am a woman. I've been told that I don't des… — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

🙌🏻 Thank you for acknowledging me as Gen X. 🙏🏻 — PolitiTweet.org

Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker

Reality Bites: Biden Press Conference Edition. Find out what happens when people stop being polite... and the news starts getting real. W @WaPoSean. https://t.co/fszbigaU8y — PolitiTweet.org