Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker
Trying to do @washingtonweek from my mom’s house, w my toddler: Me, at 7 pm: “Okay, great, so if you can just plan to put her to bed around 8 pm or so...” Me, at 7:45 pm: “Honestly, don’t worry about bed. If you can just keep her locked in your room, I’ll owe you forever.” — PolitiTweet.org