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Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
@Courtneyscoffs Fun fact, if you were to cut dow and burn them, the flora that would return to your land would be really surprising. We did that at our ranch. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
RT @justinamash: It’s unlikely that this will be sorted out anytime soon. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
@Courtneyscoffs As any true Texan should. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
People are getting mad at Republicans for not voting for McCarthy. I get it. But I'm also curious why fewer are pointing out that this wouldn't be an issue if GOP leadership was more Republican and less self-serving. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
RT @ElijahSchaffer: America is gay flag covered police watching you steal a $950 TV from a small business while a homeless poops on the sid… — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
RT @bonchieredstate: This is not going to happen. You don't just "go to a plurality." It takes a vote of the House, and no Republican is… — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
Elections have consequences. You're watching the consequence of the red wave that never was right now. — PolitiTweet.org
Greg Price @greg_price11
Rep. @chiproytx just voted for @ByronDonalds for Speaker. That's now 18 GOP votes against McCarthy.
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
@ToxicManFlu2 With all apologies to Fozzy Bear — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
I mean, they already have one directing it so why not? — PolitiTweet.org
Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave
Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig think it's a 'really good idea' to have the muppets appear in the next #KnivesOut mov… https://t.co/9aS0kw5r0L
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
RT @LevineJonathan: A stunning rebuke … and not even over — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
@JoshAllenQB Of course. You got em. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
RT @JeffOnTheRight: I told y'all! Electing Republicans is a victory for the GOP...not for you! The uniparty is real. #LibertyOrElse #Cha… — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
RT @Nerdrotics: Happy Birthday #JRRTolkienDay https://t.co/VYNGg5HCHI — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
@AdamCrigler That was my take. IF she's actually fucking dogs, it's dudes pretending to be dogs. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
Hey, fellow Texans. If I were to run for governor solely on the platform of burning the surplus cedar trees, would y'all elect me? Because I really want to burn all the cedar trees. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
Simple. Take a wash rag, put it over his chest and legs, and pour the warm water over it. BOOM! The cold air goes away and is replaced by warm comfort. He's now chillin' in the figurative sense and you can now bathe him in peace. Just have that towel ready when he comes out. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
Uh oh! It's bath time. He's going to scream the moment you put him in his little bathing seat. Why? Same reason you don't like sitting on a cast-iron commode in the middle of winter. IT'S COLD! He's used to living INSIDE a sauna. So what's the fix? — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
Here's the Magnetic Me website. It's a tad more expensive than other outfits, but trust me, it's worth it to use the forces of magnetic attraction and bend them to your will to clothe your baby. https://t.co/PcFue6ANlU — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
Now there's another secret in this game that isn't often talked about but I've got you. It's called... The "Magnetic Me." This uses weak magnets as a button substitute so it literally just snaps together and closes. They're comfy and easy to change diapers in. Harness the power. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
Here's the rules you want to go by: -Buttons are out. It takes too long. Both you and baby have better things to do than fight the battle of the button. -Zippers are in, BUT make sure it has a two-way zipper. That way you don't have to take it ALL off to change diapers. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
Oh! Another thing I just remembers. Outfits. Every superhero has one and so should your baby, but the right outfit is integral to both his comfort and your sanity. This means choosing the right kind is more valuable than a bottle of rare bourbon. So... — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
@DefenderOcheese I'll be sure to keep an eye out! Thanks! — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
I will continue to update this list as I find new breakthroughs in baby care. Hang in there, dad. The brotherhood is with you. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
@DefenderOcheese Good advice. Buy some universal descaler and clean that thing every month. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
@DLoesch Technology in the baby sector is sorely behind modern standards. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
"The Witching Hour" is usually somewhere before bed and usually means your baby is pretty exhausted but hasn't figured out that sleep is the best solution. If he can't go to sleep, you bring sleep to him. No, don't use whiskey...not yet. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
Firstly, go outside. There's something about fresh air that calms baby. Let him observe God's creation and he'll usually find himself to in awe of the glory to be mad. If that doesn't work. Load him up in the car and let your V8 engine do the calming. The car is a sleep wizard. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
"The Witching Hour" or what we call in the Morse household "Dino Time," is when your baby becomes inconsolable. No matter what, he's just pissed. It's normal, but you're not without tools to combat it. One solution is from God himself and the other is from Henry Ford. — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
Now, you're going to experience something called "the witching hour." They don't tell you about this, you generally have to stumble on it on your own, but I'm not sending you into the field without proper training... — PolitiTweet.org
Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse
I hope you're writing all this down, future dad. I'm trying to save your life here. — PolitiTweet.org