Brandon Morse

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Tue Jan 03 16:59:00 +0000 2023

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Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse

Simple. Take a wash rag, put it over his chest and legs, and pour the warm water over it. BOOM! The cold air goes away and is replaced by warm comfort. He's now chillin' in the figurative sense and you can now bathe him in peace. Just have that towel ready when he comes out. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 3, 2023

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Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse

Uh oh! It's bath time. He's going to scream the moment you put him in his little bathing seat. Why? Same reason you don't like sitting on a cast-iron commode in the middle of winter. IT'S COLD! He's used to living INSIDE a sauna. So what's the fix? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 3, 2023

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Brandon Morse @TheBrandonMorse

Hey, fellow Texans. If I were to run for governor solely on the platform of burning the surplus cedar trees, would y'all elect me? Because I really want to burn all the cedar trees. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 3, 2023