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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In honor of this trample-free #BlackFriday, all @TheTweetOfGod merchandise is now 25% off. And as always, 100% of the profits from all sales goes to putting more gold on the Vatican. https://t.co/6ad9P0e5pm — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Zooming with 1,000 other people and trampling on the screen in pursuit of a piece of discount electronics just isn't the same. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Everyone #UnfollowTrump right now. If you haven’t already. Which you should have. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Me: "Nice to have you home for Thanksgiving dinner, son." Jesus: "Yes, it's a lot better than my Last Supper." [Long awkward silence.] Mary: "Let's say grace." — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No one following Me should still be following @realdonaldtrump, even ironically, or post-ironically, or whatever the kids are into these days. However, I will share this out of respect for a man who, when life gave him Lyme disease, made lemonade. — PolitiTweet.org
John Lurie @lurie_john
@TheTweetOfGod @realDonaldTrump I could use some help here God. Massive unfollowing of Trump on Twitter today at 3… https://t.co/QRwea2Jy9D
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@realDonaldTrump This is a very convincing argument. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
BE THANKFUL FOR —Doctors —Nurses —Competence —Dogs —Chocolate —Orgasms —Sand on bare feet —Donald Glover —Stephen Sondheim —This video: https://t.co/LjMS13PaTs —The unlikely survival of public libraries —[insert your own] —Compassion —Love —January 20, 2021 #HappyThanksgiving — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What did you expect from a third-tier PM? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Nice to see the court upholding the separation of church and sense. — PolitiTweet.org
Steven Mazie @stevenmazie
BREAKING: Supreme Court votes 5-4 to grant Catholic Diocese and orthodox Jews' request to block Gov. Cuomo's attend… https://t.co/fWN5Bri7If
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@Jim_Jordan No, but I will bless the Ohio State wrestlers who were sexually abused by Dr. Richard Strauss, abuse that you, an assistant coach, knew and did nothing about. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Trump pardoned Flynn. I'll pardon neither. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @Nisiide: @MTBMomma @toooomanytweets @TheTweetOfGod Do you really think a 6M Twitter profile gets money from nobody to post? I never sai… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Pardoner in crime. — PolitiTweet.org
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
It is my Great Honor to announce that General Michael T. Flynn has been granted a Full Pardon. Congratulations to… https://t.co/4zoiOuWaT5
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@randommidageman Of course it makes a difference, kaykew! Every time a hysteric informs me they're unfollowing Me it brings a smile to My face. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I just got My hand back. #RIPMaradona — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@johnnyboylane No no. With people like you, the typos are part of the charm. :-) — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@johnnyboylane Loving the inherent pre-emptive paranoia in your Twitter bio! That's a recipe for sane interactions with the outside world. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Marco Rubio's office phone is 202-224-3041. — PolitiTweet.org
Marco Rubio @marcorubio
Biden’s cabinet picks went to Ivy League schools,have strong resumes,attend all the right conferences & will be pol… https://t.co/x852y…
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Flying home for Thanksgiving this year is a really, really bad idea. Plus, there's COVID. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can reply at [email protected]. https://t.co/mPDjltZf30 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Just received this. You can reply at [email protected]. https://t.co/bZCtp6npJt — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The transition can begin! From everyday horror to existential dread! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I look forward to the day when the world gets more fucked DOWN. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
90% of human history is the direct result of normal statistical variation in male genital attributes. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@Katkluss Mine too! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @joules54228823: @TheTweetOfGod @thekjohnston Nah, body-shaming is so 2019. There's plenty to trash trump about without making this "jok… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The masked shall inherit the earth. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Wrong. You should listen to The Who. "Won't Get Fooled Again," for starters. — PolitiTweet.org
Newsweek @Newsweek
"I'm listening to God, not the WHO": Pastor Robert Jeffress rejects holiday restrictions https://t.co/DYgkA0aD8d
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
WARNING: GOP BACKBONE DETECTED IN EASTERN SECTOR. READY OPERATION CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD. — PolitiTweet.org
Governor Larry Hogan @GovLarryHogan
If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the… https://t.co/yJh6fiDbCU
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @ProblemAddicted: @TheTweetOfGod This handle has completely lost its touch. TDS has claimed another — PolitiTweet.org
