God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Let's make a sandwich! https://t.co/ScCJyypIje — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I don't give Christmas gifts to mankind anymore. I gave one 2,000 years ago but you broke it. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The best part of Christmas morning is watching My son wake up early, run down the stairs, and nail himself to the tree. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Santa Claus? A bearded old man we ask things of, lie to our kids about, and lives somewhere "up there"? Who comes up with this stuff? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

In heaven Christmas songs play for a month every year. In hell they never stop. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@OfWudan Imagine being a full grown man and having your bio, your Instagram account and just you, in general. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @OfWudan: @TheTweetOfGod Imagine being a full grown man and being proud of this tweet. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You better not shout. You better not cry. You better not pout. I'm telling you why. Donald Trump is going insane. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Santa is the ultimate superspreader. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

'Twas the night before Coronamas, and all through the house, No one had left in nine months. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

In 2008 My secretary wrote this lyric, with music composed by his long-time songwriting partner, Adam Schlesinger. On April 1 of this year, Adam died of COVID at the stupid age of 52. Rest in glory, friend. https://t.co/OhFMNcNUil — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

All I want for Christmas is you. It's a lot scarier when I say it. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@Averre13 @dccarbene What can I say. I've got a Knack. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Anyone is free to record that song Gene Autry-soundalike style over one of the many karaoke tracks available and post it. I'll tweet the link! — PolitiTweet.org

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https://t.co/rI3CDmpvVX — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Then one dark savanna eve, Kenyans came to say: “Randolph with your horn so rare, you’ll make us a millionaire!” Then all the poachers shot him, and they shouted out with glee, “Randolph the Last White Rhino, you’ve gone down in history!” — PolitiTweet.org

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Randolph the Last White Rhino had a horn so long and thick, That every man who saw it thought it could enlarge his dick. All of the other rhinos had been hunted down and poached. They never saw it coming when the men with guns approached! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You’ve killed dodos and sea minks and passenger pigeons. Mammoths and aurochs and Amsterdam wigeons. But do you recall… the most shameless extinction of all? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Someone cheer Me up. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's the most COVIDful time of the year! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @CopelandNetwork: If anyone thinks God doesn't have his hand on this election, He does! - @realMikeLindell @GoVictoryTV #LIVE #truth #F… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Come to think of it, YOUR political views make you furious. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

People with very different political views may make you furious but remember, people with only slightly different political views also make you furious. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And you break the poor to make yourself rich, spawn of Satan. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Wear yourself a merry little Christmask. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Pedophilia? Still iffy. https://t.co/bCvJoeLuMW — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Yes, you personally. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'll never get over how stupid you are. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @atrupar: how it started / how it’s going https://t.co/0ZSSioL8GU — PolitiTweet.org

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Even the always-Trumpers have become never-Trumpers. — PolitiTweet.org