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Randolph the Last White Rhino had a horn so long and thick, That every man who saw it thought it could enlarge his dick. All of the other rhinos had been hunted down and poached. They never saw it coming when the men with guns approached! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 23, 2020

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You’ve killed dodos and sea minks and passenger pigeons. Mammoths and aurochs and Amsterdam wigeons. But do you recall… the most shameless extinction of all? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 23, 2020

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Then one dark savanna eve, Kenyans came to say: “Randolph with your horn so rare, you’ll make us a millionaire!” Then all the poachers shot him, and they shouted out with glee, “Randolph the Last White Rhino, you’ve gone down in history!” — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 23, 2020