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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Love is the answer but no one's even asking the question. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What have you done? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Matthew 10. John 11:15. Mark 12:45. Luke 2:30. Then the rest of My afternoon is clear. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Out of curiosity, where were you all thinking of moving after you're done destroying the Earth? Because I assume you've thought that through. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Millions of years from now the next "intelligent" species will destroy itself by burning fossilized people. And I'll laugh and laugh. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You have the right to remain silent, and in many cases an obligation. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Or personally happy. Either way. The point is it had to do solely with your individual feelings on the matter. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Or personally happy. Either way. The point is it had to solely with your individual feelings on the matter. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I thought about it for a long time but I decided Messi should leave Barça, and the reason why is to make you personally unhappy. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You have a right to your opinion, and other people have a right to not give the slightest shit about you when you're unconscious on a ventilator. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The people who believe the world will end all at once will be the ones most responsible for it ending gradually. — PolitiTweet.org
Mike Patenaude @gay_lussac
@guardianeco Alarmism. We are living in the end times and Jesus is coming back to save the faithful.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I apologize to a few of you for most of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm not an Influencer anymore. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If anyone asks, you were made by Zeus. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
UPCOMING VARIANTS SIGMA - 100% vaccine-resistant OMICRON - Signs pact with vaccine UPSILON - Enslaves vaccine PSI - Takes your money TAU - Destroys your marriage CHI - Makes heart and brain change places OMEGA - Turns body into basic cable antenna OMEGA PLUS - Same but with HBO — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@TrentCapelli December 31st?!? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're all in this together, and that's why you're doomed. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Never be afraid of change. Except climate change. That shit's gonna kill you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I giveth and I taketh away and it suckeths for you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And neither do you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I have no plan for your life whatsoever. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Vaccinations are a conspiracy by the intelligent to cruelly keep the dumb alive. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Pattie, I will fight for you ONLY if you get Justin Bieber, the divine child I fathered through you, to return My calls. He is the Way. He is the Truth. I only follow him. Can he not follow Me?!? — PolitiTweet.org
Pattie Mallette @pattiemallette
God is fighting for you.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"For verily shall the Lord's followers be a staggeringly chuckleheaded gaggle of frothing imbeciles, who will die by the thousands from their own slack-jawed idiocy." – Isaiah 53:4-5. https://t.co/1q1psfecvp — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This is absolutely true. https://t.co/uQFKjgGnMB — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I give up. You're on your own. Good luck. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There are two kinds of people: the ones who believe in evolution, and the ones whose existence disproves it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're going to be amazed how quickly civilization falls apart. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Every dog is a therapy dog. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This is the best day remaining. — PolitiTweet.org