God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
UPCOMING VARIANTS SIGMA - 100% vaccine-resistant OMICRON - Signs pact with vaccine UPSILON - Enslaves vaccine PSI - Takes your money TAU - Destroys your marriage CHI - Makes heart and brain change places OMEGA - Turns body into basic cable antenna OMEGA PLUS - Same but with HBO — PolitiTweet.org