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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you think atheism promotes a lack of moral responsibility, you should see what happens when My son takes the blame for all your sins. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're My greatest creation, and I'm your worst. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Just talked to Brahma. He's not ashamed to have been born Indian either. #ModiInsultsIndia — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There is no problem you can't solve by creating a larger problem. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I hear all your prayers and they're very, very funny. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
America is the greatest country on earth when it comes to telling everyone it's the greatest country on earth. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Life is a never-ending battle between the dumbasses and the smartasses. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Prayer is founded on the fundamental misconception that I take requests. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Bullshit. http://t.co/8qbBaoU3ka — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The British election is still more proof that the problem with government of the people, by the people, and for the people, is the people. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Messi. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Masturbation is disgusting. I only did it once. It took Me six days. And I'm still cleaning up the mess. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The reason masturbation is a sin, @rickygervais, is not that it's intrinsically evil. It's that every time you do it, I have to watch. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I know I should stop appearing in Republicans' dreams and saying "I command thee to run for President!" but dammit, it's so friggin' fun. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @nytimestheater: How God’s Twitter account (@TheTweetOfGod) made it to Broadway http://t.co/MbXfwyZYlK http://t.co/AaktcfDEEA — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Floyd Mayweather made $100 million last night. He also partied with Justin Bieber. Shall I continue? Life on earth, I mean? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don't thank Me, Floyd. Thank Satan, your Lord and Savior, you fucking bastard. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Good always triumphs over evil, except when it doesn't. #MayweatherPacquiao — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Prediction: Floyd Mayweather is going to hell. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Here is a New York Times article about the blasphemer who claims to have written My upcoming play and these tweets. http://t.co/GqREPtOn6v — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Maybe Freddie Gray broke his own spine. And maybe Michael Brown committed suicide. And maybe black people enslaved themselves. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Rioting is not the answer, but repeatedly killing unarmed black people is reeeeeeallly not the answer. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The best way to stop people from protesting about a bad thing is to stop doing the bad thing. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don't use alcohol as a crutch. Use a long wooden stick for that. Use alcohol to get drunk. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The only part of My job I really enjoy is determining who wins sporting events. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"I'll pray for you" is an intellectually dishonest way of saying "Fuck off." — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you're using the #NepalEarthquake as a religious-conversion opportunity, congratulations on climbing the Mt. Everest of assholery. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can pray for Nepal, or you can actually do something by contributing to relief efforts: https://t.co/Cm3XaC0rSp — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Just because you're misunderstood doesn't mean you're a genius. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Bruce Jenner is the first Kardashian woman I can tolerate. — PolitiTweet.org
