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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The reason masturbation is a sin, @rickygervais, is not that it's intrinsically evil. It's that every time you do it, I have to watch. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 5, 2015

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I know I should stop appearing in Republicans' dreams and saying "I command thee to run for President!" but dammit, it's so friggin' fun. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 5, 2015

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Masturbation is disgusting. I only did it once. It took Me six days. And I'm still cleaning up the mess. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted May 5, 2015