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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@JoeBangles11 I answered you once. You apparently lost the answer. I am not answering again. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Rudy Giuliani faces questions after compromising scene in new Borat film https://t.co/fgy5HO5CKd — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And know that Borat 2 is every bit as good as the original, and even more relevant. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Mr. Conway is correct. Don't ask. Just do it. — PolitiTweet.org
George Conway @gtconway3d
Do a search right now on this website for Giuliani and Borat. Don't ask. Just do it.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@MeanMrNaser @thewrongbul Jesus started his own bible. He has his own testament. where in that testament does he condemn gays? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@MeanMrNaser @thewrongbul Yes, show us Jesus being homophobic, Naser. Quote a verse from the Bible. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Once you start allowing gay people to marry, what's next? Going on with your life in exactly the same way you did before? #slipperyslope — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
How can the Pope come out in support of same-sex unions when in the Bible Jesus specifically says absolutely nothing against it?!? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
How can the Pope come out in support of gay marriage when in the Bible Jesus specifically says absolutely nothing against it?!? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Is the Pope Catholic? Seriously. I'm asking. https://t.co/YqLm19sfyK — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(6/6) Until then, thank you for making the Twitter universe one in which My following has consistently grown, unlike the real universe, where it has been shrinking steadily since the Age of Enlightenment. — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
And thus did I create My entire twitterverse; and I saw that it was not just gd, but gr8; and I did it all in six tweets, counting this one.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(5/6) Come 2021 I, @TheTweetOfGod, will be launching a new, exciting venture into yet another earthly realm. (That is what we in celestial marketing call a ‘tease’.) — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
And I separated My followers into the legit and the spammers; and the former did I call Chosen People; and the latter did I call douchebags.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(4/6) But over six million of you do, and I want to express My gratitude to each and every one of you for being, collectively, the reason why I do this, and, individually, less than one six-millionth of the reason why I do this. — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
So I created #thetweetofgod, and bid it be fruitful and RT; and I saw that it was gd, if a bit meta; and it was My second (fourth) tweet.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(3/6) Today, the world stands on the abyss of climate catastrophe, its people are being decimated by a pandemic, its most powerful nation is led by a sociopath, and worst of all, over 99.9% of its population still do not follow Me on Twitter. — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
And I said, "Let Me expand my following beyond any mortal man’s; for is not the Word of God worthier of dispersal than the Word of Bieber?”
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(2/6) In the decade since, I have used this platform to mutter and scream while shaking My fist and shouting at humanity to metaphysically get off the lawn of My universe. — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
And I separated the first half from the second half, to fit the character limit; thus ended My first tweet, which technically is My second.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(1/6) A MESSAGE FROM GOD Ten years ago today I ended My 6,000-ish-year-old silent treatment to begin communicating with you, the gloriously anonymous people of the Twitterverse. (My six tweets of Creation from that day are retweeted herein.) — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
In the beginning, the blue rectangle was formless and empty. And I said, “Let there be text,” and there was text; and I saw that it was gd.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this if you can look Me, the Lord thy God, in the eye and honestly say you don't have a previously unrevealed Chinese bank account. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Better than eating them. https://t.co/T43c7joR8w — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I ain't fucking willing. — PolitiTweet.org
Axios @axios
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro endorsed Trump today, saying "God willing I will be able to attend" Trump’s seco… https://t.co/bJX9Rjyeol
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I work in myst-Erie-us ways. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
😉 — PolitiTweet.org
Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire
Trump's mic just went out at his rally in Erie
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Disneyland is closed indefinitely. Luckily this will have no impact on the length of time you'll have to wait to get on one of their rides. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@realDonaldTrump That would be great. You should do that. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@realDonaldTrump You're right to point out how foolish it is for any woman to EVER stand within six feet of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're right to point out how foolish it is for any woman to EVER stand within six feet of you. — PolitiTweet.org
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Lesley Stahl of 60 Minutes not wearing a mask in the White House after her interview with me. Much more to come. https://t.co/0plZG6a4fH
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TTOGGlobal: #BuhariResignNow. “Converted democrat” My ass. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Somewhere Occam is shaving in his grave. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Nothing, nothing, NOTHING has given Me more consistent pleasure over the last half-century than saying stupid shit to Pat Robertson. — PolitiTweet.org
Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch
Pat Robertson reports that he has been told by God that Trump will win reelection ... and it will bring about the b… https://t.co/Kl38iMg4B4
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am never on the side of anyone who says I'm on their side. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The beginning of the End of times of Pat Robertson are coming far sooner. — PolitiTweet.org
Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch
Pat Robertson reports that he has been told by God that Trump will win reelection ... and it will bring about the b… https://t.co/Kl38iMg4B4
