God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(2/6) In the decade since, I have used this platform to mutter and scream while shaking My fist and shouting at humanity to metaphysically get off the lawn of My universe. — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
And I separated the first half from the second half, to fit the character limit; thus ended My first tweet, which technically is My second.