God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I’m not back. Just couldn’t help but showing you this. The world’s richest, craziest, and pettiest man, everybody. https://t.co/Nw8M8HO9RJ — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Well, I'm out. This is My final tweet. From now on you can find Me at https://t.co/9gNNgte22R. It's been a great ride, and the ride continues. Fuck you Elon Musk, you anti-union, megalomaniacal, X Æ A-XII-son-calling piece of shit. Please retweet this and then join Me. Bye. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @NewIran_khanoom: Be our voice...@KimKardashian @TheTweetOfGod @UN @RedCross @amnesty @Humanists_UK @Independent @TheGardianNews @BBCBre… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Now every tweet feels like last words. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm not moving anywhere yet. But I am opening up a new church: @[email protected]. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If Elon Musk kills Twitter you will never hear from Me again and My son will communicate with you only on breakfast foods. #RIPTwitter — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sorry 'bout all this. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Ha! Good one. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@jack Then how do you know that? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @1500tasvir_en: Nov. 16, Izeh, Khuzestan. Setting the seminary on fire. “The Izeh seminary is f***ed!” #IranRevolution2022 https://t.co… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @1500tasvir_en: Nov. 16, Izeh, Khuzestan. The child-murdering Islamic Republic shot and murdered 10 y.o Kian Pirfalak with live ammuniti… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm sick of this shit, but I'm also sick of that shit. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@Lumivalko Your picture couldn't look more smug, and your answers are the same. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @Lumivalko: @TheTweetOfGod You are quite pathetic. But God does love you. ❤️💯Take Jesus Christ into your heart and you will receive th… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Democrats' ideal candidate for 2024 just announced he's running. #TrumpAnnouncement — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Here is My #TrumpAnnouncement: he's going straight to the depths of hell the second he dies. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

World War III would be a great way for people to stop worrying about climate change. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The reason I forbid masturbation is not that it's a sin but that every time you do it, I have to watch. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @Kennewman5: @TheTweetOfGod Wonder what would happen if somebody made an account mocking Allah? You sure won’t bash Islam…. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Behold, Pslam 21 from “The Book of Pslams”, My final and funniest scripture. Thou shalt purchase it at https://t.co/n2lkswy8Xg. https://t.co/3t8nsokCTC — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I only reveal Myself to stoners, schizophrenics, and Republicans. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

ENOUGH. https://t.co/p2vqEPqMXj via @HuffPost — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I am not fond of you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

No. https://t.co/p4aZB9hTVo — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Your way of life is unsustainable. Your way of not doing anything about it is too. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

“Violence is as American as cherry pie.” — H. Rap Brown. I disagree. No one eats much cherry pie anymore. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@courteneygo4th https://t.co/4TYbclNR1D — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Apparently $8 equals 30 pieces of silver. https://t.co/yuTG1NRvbg — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The day I pay $8 a month for a blue tick will be a loud and banana-filled one, due to all the monkeys coming out of My butt. — PolitiTweet.org