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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@MeanMrNaser @thewrongbul Yes, show us Jesus being homophobic, Naser. Quote a verse from the Bible. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
How can the Pope come out in support of gay marriage when in the Bible Jesus specifically says absolutely nothing against it?!? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(6/6) Until then, thank you for making the Twitter universe one in which My following has consistently grown, unlike the real universe, where it has been shrinking steadily since the Age of Enlightenment. — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
And thus did I create My entire twitterverse; and I saw that it was not just gd, but gr8; and I did it all in six tweets, counting this one.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(5/6) Come 2021 I, @TheTweetOfGod, will be launching a new, exciting venture into yet another earthly realm. (That is what we in celestial marketing call a ‘tease’.) — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
And I separated My followers into the legit and the spammers; and the former did I call Chosen People; and the latter did I call douchebags.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(2/6) In the decade since, I have used this platform to mutter and scream while shaking My fist and shouting at humanity to metaphysically get off the lawn of My universe. — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
And I separated the first half from the second half, to fit the character limit; thus ended My first tweet, which technically is My second.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
(1/6) A MESSAGE FROM GOD Ten years ago today I ended My 6,000-ish-year-old silent treatment to begin communicating with you, the gloriously anonymous people of the Twitterverse. (My six tweets of Creation from that day are retweeted herein.) — PolitiTweet.org
God @TheTweetOfGod
In the beginning, the blue rectangle was formless and empty. And I said, “Let there be text,” and there was text; and I saw that it was gd.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Better than eating them. https://t.co/T43c7joR8w — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Disneyland is closed indefinitely. Luckily this will have no impact on the length of time you'll have to wait to get on one of their rides. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Somewhere Occam is shaving in his grave. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's difficult to say what's harder to believe in: Me, or this shit. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@JamesEMCochran You had a typo in that. It's DemocraTs. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This reminds Me of the old rule about masturbating on a Zoom call: Don't masturbate on a Zoom call. https://t.co/Z4Yk8Uf0IM via @thedailybeast — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Exactly the kind of anti-American Trump-hating propaganda I would expect from leftist nut jobs like this. — PolitiTweet.org
ExxonMobil @exxonmobil
We are aware of the President’s statement regarding a hypothetical call with our CEO…and just so we’re all clear, it never happened.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
They think you're idiots. They're mostly right. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
#RonJohnsonIsAPedophile is trending. It must be true. That #RonJohnsonIsAPedophile, I mean. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don't worry. What's bullshat in Vegas, stays in Vegas. — PolitiTweet.org
TMZ @TMZ
Trump Blessed at Las Vegas Church, Pastor Says God Told Her He'll Win Election https://t.co/EcyGzQlkt0
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@703Kyle Wow, you have Google! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I know I shouldnt tweet when I drunk so drunk I know but when I get the godka in Me I can't help it. its not a problem I can stop anytime I wantn and anyway Fuck you for judging didn't My son say judges not lest ye be judged so don't judge Me Jesus gimme back My laptop you puss — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I don't regret creating people, but I do regret creating time and space for you to fuck up in. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TTOGGlobal: Não. https://t.co/79VGSaBjm5 — PolitiTweet.org
O Antagonista @o_antagonista
Bolsonaro ‘pede a Deus’ pela reeleição https://t.co/RfG4qtXuXI
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What am I supposed to do when Twitter has an outage? Stop tweeting long enough to rule the world with justice and benevolence? I don’t friggin’ think so. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Not existing is precisely the reason why you can depend on Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
At least now he's asking permission BEFORE he grabs their pussies. — PolitiTweet.org
The Hill @thehill
Trump makes appeal to suburban women at rally: "Will you please like me?" https://t.co/KkhfMDiZMv https://t.co/vKSmT1Ku8k
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TTOGGlobal: #EndSARS. #EndSWAT. And #EndWhateverTheyReplaceSWATWith. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @GlennGlenndale: @BrianSimsPA I would suggest being more concerned with facing a God that calls homosexuality an abomination. Civil righ… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am bad at this. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Wrong. I intended Christianity as a disposable religion. https://t.co/c4DQ1YsRU5 via @ConversationUK — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Every time I send the Grim Reaper to take Mitch McConnell, the Grim Reaper ends up dead. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Wishing Lindsey Graham a happy #NationalComingOutDay ! You’re queer! You’re about to not be here! Get used to it! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And yes, I know how much you hate him. — PolitiTweet.org
