God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

When you get to heaven, all your deceased family members will be there to greet you and then resume the bickering. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 13, 2022 Deleted after 7 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There. That phrasing is better. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 13, 2022 Deleted after 21 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I got the shot even though I had a religious exemption. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 13, 2022 Deleted after 22 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm not getting the shot. I have a religious exemption. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 13, 2022 Deleted after a minute

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You have a right to your opinion, as well as your preferred method of burial. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 11, 2022 Deleted after 8 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TheTweetOfGod: I'm developing a new strain of anti-vaxxer that is even more immune to reality. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 11, 2022 Retweet Deleted after 13 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Why is _____ dead but _____ still alive?!" I'm getting that more and more these days. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 11, 2022 Deleted after 6 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Meaning you lose. — PolitiTweet.org

In the end, God wins.

Posted Jan. 6, 2022 Deleted after 9 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @Mr_Pink13: @TheTweetOfGod If we ever needed confirmation this was a extremist corporate account we now have it. Who holds down the peop… — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 6, 2022 Retweet Deleted after 2 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I should have gone with Mars. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 4, 2022 Deleted after 32 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

One event is occurring while a second event is simultaneously occurring. How does that make sense? — PolitiTweet.org

The southern border is open. But schools are closing again. How does that make sense?

Posted Jan. 3, 2022 Deleted after 23 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @JudiciaryGOP: The southern border is open. But schools are closing again. How does that make sense? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 3, 2022 Retweet Deleted after 15 seconds

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Dance like no one's watching. It's much funnier for Me that way. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 3, 2022 Deleted after 2 days

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are not alone in the universe. You're just shunned. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 3, 2022 Deleted after a day

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I, too, am permanently suspending @MTGreenee. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 3, 2022 Deleted after an hour

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

He'll be fine. Gods watch out for other gods. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 2, 2022 Deleted after a day

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Doomsday will be a cataclysmic apocalypse in which billions will be damned to hell for eternity. But DoomsNIGHT... that's gonna be a blast! I just booked the catering. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 1, 2022 Deleted after 13 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I vowed 2022 would be the year I stop killing people. Well, there goes that resolution. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 1, 2022 Deleted after 9 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

He's right, although so is his Church. — PolitiTweet.org

Pope Francis has condemned violence against women as an "insult to God" in his New Year's Day homily https://t.co/9xSltwGoXo

Posted Jan. 1, 2022 Deleted after a minute

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Trump. Kissinger. Murdoch. I'm getting a lot of requests. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 1, 2022 Deleted after 25 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Great, Alabama vs. Georgia, whoo-hoo. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 1, 2022 Deleted after 4 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Should old acquaintance be forgot? Probably. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 1, 2022 Deleted after 7 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

.@rickygervais Hello Ricky! Wishing a happy New Year to the funniest hellbound sinner I know. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 31, 2021 Deleted after 20 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@EricZorn @RickAaron @AmishPornStar1 @OhNoSheTwitnt @TheAndrewNadeau @UnFitz @Prof_Hinkley @mariana057 @JohnLyonTweets @MatthewPCrowley DAMN YOU HEATHEN! ALL 40 OF THESE TWEETS SHOULD BE MINE! DID I NOT CAUSE THE SKIES TO RAIN 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS? DID MY CHOSEN PEOPLE NOT WANDER 40 YEARS IN THE DESERT?! DID JESUS NOT FAST 40 DAYS IN THE DESERT? 40'S MY THNG, ZORN! CONSIDER THYSELF DAMNED! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 30, 2021 Deleted after 4 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

FYI, 2027 will be the year of still still still still still still more COVID. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 30, 2021 Deleted after an hour

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@jeremiahfraites Thanks for thy stubborn love! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 30, 2021 Deleted after 6 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

As bad as things are, they'd be worse if I cared. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 29, 2021 Deleted after 4 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Once in a great while I let someone live to the age they deserve. — PolitiTweet.org