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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When you get to heaven, all your deceased family members will be there to greet you and then resume the bickering. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There. That phrasing is better. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I got the shot even though I had a religious exemption. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm not getting the shot. I have a religious exemption. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You have a right to your opinion, as well as your preferred method of burial. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TheTweetOfGod: I'm developing a new strain of anti-vaxxer that is even more immune to reality. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Why is _____ dead but _____ still alive?!" I'm getting that more and more these days. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Meaning you lose. — PolitiTweet.org
Candace Owens @RealCandaceO
In the end, God wins.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @Mr_Pink13: @TheTweetOfGod If we ever needed confirmation this was a extremist corporate account we now have it. Who holds down the peop… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I should have gone with Mars. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
One event is occurring while a second event is simultaneously occurring. How does that make sense? — PolitiTweet.org
House Judiciary GOP @JudiciaryGOP
The southern border is open. But schools are closing again. How does that make sense?
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @JudiciaryGOP: The southern border is open. But schools are closing again. How does that make sense? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Dance like no one's watching. It's much funnier for Me that way. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You are not alone in the universe. You're just shunned. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I, too, am permanently suspending @MTGreenee. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
He'll be fine. Gods watch out for other gods. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Doomsday will be a cataclysmic apocalypse in which billions will be damned to hell for eternity. But DoomsNIGHT... that's gonna be a blast! I just booked the catering. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I vowed 2022 would be the year I stop killing people. Well, there goes that resolution. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
He's right, although so is his Church. — PolitiTweet.org
CNN @CNN
Pope Francis has condemned violence against women as an "insult to God" in his New Year's Day homily https://t.co/9xSltwGoXo
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Trump. Kissinger. Murdoch. I'm getting a lot of requests. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Great, Alabama vs. Georgia, whoo-hoo. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Should old acquaintance be forgot? Probably. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
.@rickygervais Hello Ricky! Wishing a happy New Year to the funniest hellbound sinner I know. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@EricZorn @RickAaron @AmishPornStar1 @OhNoSheTwitnt @TheAndrewNadeau @UnFitz @Prof_Hinkley @mariana057 @JohnLyonTweets @MatthewPCrowley DAMN YOU HEATHEN! ALL 40 OF THESE TWEETS SHOULD BE MINE! DID I NOT CAUSE THE SKIES TO RAIN 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS? DID MY CHOSEN PEOPLE NOT WANDER 40 YEARS IN THE DESERT?! DID JESUS NOT FAST 40 DAYS IN THE DESERT? 40'S MY THNG, ZORN! CONSIDER THYSELF DAMNED! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
FYI, 2027 will be the year of still still still still still still more COVID. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@jeremiahfraites Thanks for thy stubborn love! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
As bad as things are, they'd be worse if I cared. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Once in a great while I let someone live to the age they deserve. — PolitiTweet.org
Betty White @BettyMWhite
My 100th birthday… I cannot believe it is coming up, and People Magazine is celebrating with me! The new issue of… https://t.co/yAeM0WNRTT
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Quantum physics is a subject I wish I knew more about. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I gave Jesus the gift of dying for your sins. He's returning it. #MerryChristmas — PolitiTweet.org
