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@EricZorn @RickAaron @AmishPornStar1 @OhNoSheTwitnt @TheAndrewNadeau @UnFitz @Prof_Hinkley @mariana057 @JohnLyonTweets @MatthewPCrowley DAMN YOU HEATHEN! ALL 40 OF THESE TWEETS SHOULD BE MINE! DID I NOT CAUSE THE SKIES TO RAIN 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS? DID MY CHOSEN PEOPLE NOT WANDER 40 YEARS IN THE DESERT?! DID JESUS NOT FAST 40 DAYS IN THE DESERT? 40'S MY THNG, ZORN! CONSIDER THYSELF DAMNED! — PolitiTweet.org