Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

263% and my printer is smoking! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

189%? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

127%! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

76%! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

53%! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now downloading Windows 10 from the website. My heart's a bit broken that it wasn't automatic. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You're lucky! Meijer Gardens is fabulous. https://t.co/EaGMKfU8aT — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Staring at my Windows computer: "C'mon baby, update!" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

For you fans of the solar system, here's a beautiful page from the WSJ with images of our most lustrous objects: http://t.co/mP0v5tWssl — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I can't believe you stole my tweet. https://t.co/UFNMe5KTHP — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Hmm. https://t.co/KJCkcYDAfp — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @pizzapimp812: @SteveMartinToGo how about Sharks, or no Sharks? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Breaking news: Weather reports in New York City have been simplified to either "too hot," or "too cold." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dammit. Why are the words "delete" and "retweet" so similar. Typing gaffe does the opposite of my intention. (sp) http://t.co/589Ft24e5O — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I just invented a great, easy, diet: Convince yourself you're not overweight! #patentpending — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Love these paintings by Caillebotte. Known As A Collector, Gustave Caillebotte Gets His Due As A Painter http://t.co/uMW9thaWCh via @nuzzel — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I like to hang out in appliance stores so I can interact with the fans. #notsogoodbutIhadtosayittogetitoffmychest. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's the archaic spelling. https://t.co/8pT7qxi1sL — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Government forces me to take evil hummingbird to animal resque. http://t.co/tAlDBlafAR — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Today I easily passed the "have photo taken" segment at the DMV for my driver's license renewal. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That dang Pluto flyby is causing turbulence on my flight to New York. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Congratulations to NASA - and the human race - for the profound accomplishment of the Pluto flyby. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just another night backstage with Marty and Letterman. http://t.co/XeW8MXrwze — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A big comedy night for Marty and me in San Antonio. Surprise guest, David Letterman. http://t.co/tuHSv7trb2 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is not the best service for an obit to be on. https://t.co/oM8CgFGrxz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is a show I would pay to see. However, I would prefer to be comped. https://t.co/0mE4IWqGlU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

..broccoli, my arm went forward jamming my elbow, causing my nose to hit the key on my touchscreen, "retweet." https://t.co/bmuhpi5Zq4 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You won't believe what just happened. Walking toward my computer, I tripped over my turntable cord, fell headfirst into a plate of steamed.. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm sorry, that night I'm attending a different screening on a garage wall https://t.co/Cg0kvvzEvz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Would love to but I'll be OOT. https://t.co/6xq2QBbeK7 — PolitiTweet.org