Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I do not tolerate porn on my Twitter feed. https://t.co/ChxTmChUMl — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I don't think I'm going to choke on the glob of peanut butter I've just eaten, but it's close. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

.@ediebrickell looking beautiful at our music video shoot today. http://t.co/uGPErbr9ZH — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And here you can hear the song we're backing up with a music video tomorrow (at great expense). http://t.co/TD6R53UbH8 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Okay, pink suit didn't fly. Here's the final outfit with something I forgot added. http://t.co/qjsfxFhZ1v — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Whole new idea. The suit is pink if you can't tell. http://t.co/0AuZsX47pY — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No tie has also crossed my mind, but it's not really "me." I would be "someone else." https://t.co/iGs6wnwbGo — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

One more option. http://t.co/6ziOgd7RIa — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trusting wife says the orange is too "businessman" for a music video. I agree. So.... http://t.co/FUIJw9kFHN — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Your votes are helping me narrow it down. http://t.co/rbZEDMRA1V — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Worried about tie selection for tomorrow's music video shoot with @ediebrickell. Blue suit, FYI. http://t.co/HZhY98L4nj — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You can hear a preview of the title song from @ediebrickell 's and my new CD here: http://t.co/VCHInLjeQO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Go Rangers! (Not the famous hockey team. Their music is not so good.) https://t.co/WjKrAMvVlk — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I knew you'd be there! Set a week aside to correct my tech woes. https://t.co/miPNVN5unB — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Correcto! https://t.co/l4BV6NViwX — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh Leo, I'm so suffering in silence. @leolaporte — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Fabulous pasta dish had faint smell of bitter almonds. Now trusting wife listing grievances. My fork is held midway between plate and mouth. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Verdict: Dee-lish! http://t.co/AU3jk2Z0qm — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

About to go down the hatch. http://t.co/Asv2i3GzAn — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trusting wife making dinner that looks fabulous even before cooking. http://t.co/FU84Azglch — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I neither won nor lost an Emmy tonight. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @TXMusicChart: Congrats to Texan @DannyBarnes13 Winner of the 2015 @SteveMartinToGo Award! http://t.co/hqA0OFnPOf — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Apple announces the wearable cuckoo clock. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here's a link to a very recent interview about his music and the prize: http://t.co/k60IDGMvux — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Congrats to you, Danny! So many people are happy you won. https://t.co/abxhBm8xTs — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And finally, words of wisdom from Maggie Mull. https://t.co/N2fUdBJ0KG — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Would I be made to feel "pleasant?" Or just fair-to-middlin'?" https://t.co/oDmtViOKNR — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is not an ad (there are only 3500 being printed), but I love the cover of our Lawren Harris catalog: http://t.co/JiqtN9Lkme — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The "Steve Martin" IRS phone scam also applies here. https://t.co/QOlUGr02iF — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @50nuggetwash: Hearty congrats to @Wildknees on @SteveMartinToGo prize for excellence in banjo and bluegrass. Innovation wins! https://t… — PolitiTweet.org