Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, "Wait a minute. I have that." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

AND, I don't know how they know my IQ since I've never taken the test. https://t.co/O0ZiR1rFpF — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

For the last time, I am NOT a member of Mensa and never have been. Uber-Mensa is another matter. https://t.co/O0ZiR1rFpF — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm not scared. Why would I be scared? I'm not scared. https://t.co/HHOjdPG3Qc — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh, I'm so scared. So very, very scared. I'm not scared. http://t.co/8rClWtF0L8 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I've never had anything go viral before, except my throat! Here's @ediebrickell and my video: https://t.co/Wbas2kKRF3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That - is a fun dinner. https://t.co/oosPl18VgU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's a baritone banjo, Bela Fleck model. https://t.co/JEBBbYcXnn — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I don't remember making this but I like it! https://t.co/GBWUxpWKCj — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Not enough banjos. https://t.co/cQDEJ7miZS — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You can watch @ediebrickell's and my new video right here: http://t.co/6xBkDO9V1o — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Didn't you break up the Beatles? https://t.co/tfqB8ZR1Pv — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Flawless cast and impeccable writing makes Hamilton soar. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This created image of me with a Lawren Harris, based on Annie Lebovitz photo of me with a Franz Kline, amused me. https://t.co/LafmdforN0 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Hey, we're on TV tonight. First time ever for me! https://t.co/oejBEQioGQ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here's Marty and me blocking the view. Harris show opens today at @hammer_museum! http://t.co/SbwqWd4VQl — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Jack Dorsey just hand over control of Twitter to me and my cellphone. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you, National Gallery of Canada, Ottawa, for this iconic Lawren Harris for current show at @hammer_museum. http://t.co/CA5AZXlHvJ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you AGO and Thomson Collection for lending the US this magnificent Harris work. @hammer_museum. Opens Sunday! http://t.co/rmX7IDnHra — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you, University of Toronto, for lending the US Harris's wonderful Isolation Peak. http://t.co/F0kofUKeCb — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you, Imperial Oil, for lending the US your monumental Harris painting. @hammer_museum http://t.co/AVUb7SR1sy — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you, Vancouver, for lending the US this serenest of Lawren Harris paintings. @hammer_museum http://t.co/zt0i4w3xh2 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @PeterAPeel: @SteveMartinToGo Only if you can explain this Polish poster for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. http://t.co/vfnqfSWcDf — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Can someone explain this image on the cover of the Polish edition of my book The Pleasure of my Company? http://t.co/8T44QczZjZ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you, McMichael Canadian Art Collection, for lending the US this "chilling" masterpiece by Lawren Harris. http://t.co/FO0JUxqdhv — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That would inhibit the roller skating. https://t.co/axj9z1KTln — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you, Saskatoon, for lending America your wonderful Harris painting, "Mountains Near Jasper." http://t.co/RCpX5m7ZqJ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you, Hamilton, Ontario, for the loan of this wonderful Harris, "The Ice House." http://t.co/Gs1DUAbdAl — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @pattmlatimes: .#Canada has given the world many comedians; @SteveMartinToGo wants you to know about one of its gifted painters. http:/… — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The luxurious Lawren Harris show being installed at L.A.'s Hammer Museum is nipping at the heels of opening day. http://t.co/go4uuiy1a3 — PolitiTweet.org