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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You are qualified. https://t.co/D8TdebK0XJ — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If you are unqualified, you must remain unqualified until you qualify. https://t.co/HsUXKWbJ97 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
In order to qualify, you must first qualify. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If it were reversed, yes. https://t.co/HtsxVVXvkd — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You are qualified. https://t.co/1yxCMoEdXb — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You qualify for an impaired view seat. https://t.co/gOld47rxMD — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Simply put, "money" does not make you qualified. https://t.co/MIzdm4WDTc — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm sorry. You do not qualify. https://t.co/qur0o90NnI — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You can get tickets here for our musical Bright Star, opening on Broadway soon. If you qualify. https://t.co/xBH02dgYG1 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Our photos were taken in the 70s. https://t.co/VRRGrI7hDR — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I never bragged about this Hold 'em hand I got several years ago at a charity poker tourny. Still lost the tourny. https://t.co/v5jK8a6L0E — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
A limited view is the best way to see our show. https://t.co/66GlhOE3hI — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I asked Bowie once about his hiring of Cherry Vanilla to be his publicist. "She makes up stories about me and I say they're true." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If I had worn a dress it would be so symmetrical. https://t.co/t820uhGcgY — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @GuyBurdick: @SteveMartinToGo You winning Powerball would be HILARIOUS. Right up until we come with the torches and pitchforks. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If I won the Powerball it would underwrite my banjo career. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
With Dick Libertini. https://t.co/qtmxXIZfLm — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
So sorry to hear of the passing of Dick Libertini, an all-around funny person whom I appeared with in "All of Me."https://t.co/JsvhB9931V — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
So much to promote, so few characters. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Still playing live with @SteepCanyon . Today we're recording some new songs in Asheville. https://t.co/y9EwPkHIK7 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
El Chapo wanted me to play, "the funny guy." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My autocorrect is the true autocorrect. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tink do. https://t.co/Bqx7LkWMFy — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I was feeling fonished, so I ate some frog out of the defridgerating. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I truly appreciate it when things are fonished. https://t.co/SAI0kJAnzZ — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
A cast whose nightly standing ovations to packed houses were earned (not like the ones I get)! https://t.co/FX9USbJnPH — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Congrats to the brilliant cast of Bright Star, closing Sunday in DC and headed to Broadway in two months! https://t.co/FX9USbJnPH — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm pretty confident about winning the 900 million dollar Powerball. #spendingitalready — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Agreed. https://t.co/2MBv55odZg — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
We didn't "break down." We just cried a little. https://t.co/C4ZDAojsHz — PolitiTweet.org
