Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Actually, we are typing it. https://t.co/7WrR4TVUZ5 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Both parties are trying to fix the Apple remote verticality issue, so my vote will be based on other matters. https://t.co/pml5f1KH52 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Buttons are almost symmetrical vertically and horizontally. #HowMuchLongerCanThisGoOn https://t.co/zU6iQ2j24t — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A piece of tape is much more economical, plus I don't have to buy 35 of them. https://t.co/ele6bntyJz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I used transparent tape, which did not work so well. His idea was better. https://t.co/28l7OAYakB — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Rubber band also a solution, but looks bad to guests. https://t.co/Jyc5PdHyRi — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I used duck tape. Not "duct" tape. Actually made from ducks. https://t.co/m3xaaIKISC — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's the old remote. I will now have to sue you for defamation. https://t.co/JSYQTSMpI0 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Adventures in genius: I just put a piece of tape on the back of my Apple TV remote so I can tell which end is up in the dark. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Hooray! You two made a great record. https://t.co/3kdUuJdEy6 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Nervous employee: "How do you want me to display these jeans? Harried boss: "BUTT OUT!" https://t.co/Gd63sUWeAc — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yes. Roy Lichtenstein is a famous dish towel. https://t.co/WzJtAN8BdF — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Believe it or not, I bought it at Bullocks in Los Angeles. A legitimate "print" on canvas. https://t.co/Q8zqSFQEci — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I certainly do. https://t.co/M7vAMGEboa — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It sure is. https://t.co/AOkM1GShN4 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Me as young writer and banjoist. Note the Roy Lichtenstein in the upper left. A copy, sigh. https://t.co/njGSBbKdna — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Carry a baseball bat. https://t.co/qQXL5YbHBW — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's getting exciting here in SteveLand. https://t.co/jNjkkQQodH — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Hmm. 00/00 blood pressure combined with no reflection in mirror. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Current blood pressure: 00/00. YIKES! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here's a video of @ediebrickell and my Grammy winning song: https://t.co/7vhrDmJEWx — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Current blood pressure: 117/65. https://t.co/6AHD8ICecq — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This reminds me of when I thought up gravitational waves (FYI, I've never taken an IQ test.). https://t.co/mNI1GddEmo — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So strange to see my "younger" look. David Brenner and Gilda were special people. https://t.co/kO4LtqHWcU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The gravitational wave recently identified was less than the width of a proton. Same amount of belt size I lost on my last diet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Not a way to feed a child. https://t.co/bCr3He0Bp7 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If it had just been the potted plant, fine. But the raccoon, the child's toy, and the family in the bg ruin it. https://t.co/3aPA2UvaRN — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This submission makes me feel that my photo awards are not being taken seriously. https://t.co/W5vPnx3FUr — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Posed, not in actual combat. Problem for the awards committee. https://t.co/wjASgYYaSf — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Irony does not win awards. https://t.co/95gp73Pf95 — PolitiTweet.org