Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

All right. I am currently winnowing out my followers to ban those who don't understand that tomorrow is Today. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dang it! Today is on tomorrow. https://t.co/BRBWaBWnGu — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Then you will be seeing it on Today. https://t.co/PnhJRsb5Tz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Today is on tomorrow. Sheesh. https://t.co/uZ4x5v5d4X — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It may be hard for some of you to grasp that the Today show is on tomorrow. I'm on the Today show tomorrow, yet today, I'm on tomorrow. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Me, @ediebrickell and the cast of Bright Star on the Today show tomorrow. Please don't watch if you are not qualified. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sandwich, immortalized. https://t.co/2AF1Y5yqZg — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And the song that opens Act II of Bright Star! https://t.co/3WiezX5TNK — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @WYHill: Saw Bright Star last night and can't stop singing the songs! @SteveMartinToGo @ediebrickell @TonyAwards2016 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @jjaxtweets: .@BrightStarBway the quirky promising show I saw @TheOldGlobe grew up 2b a magnificent glorious Broadway production. Bravo… — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My body generates its own soap now so no need for soap dishes. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

John, we are now allied forever. It's my most significant pet peeve. https://t.co/JvnlytCBtt — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Did you mean "bluish?" Oh. Blush. Sorry. https://t.co/fQB1Jk2DaR — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yep. I'm in. https://t.co/uyQPEB7FfK — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No one must tell of this secret. https://t.co/mKBg02yYyD — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm finding this 2500 BC dress rather fantastic. https://t.co/QUWtsjZbb5 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

OMG (I abbreviate "Oh my God" to save space). The incredible and yet highly credible Kara Walker. https://t.co/SIFZ0KHW1v — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

What a night. The great Robert Gober is a selfie-MANIAC. https://t.co/eTcbIGijlP — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Not many know that the inventor of the telegraph was also a significant American painter. https://t.co/z8ol9UauVR — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yup. https://t.co/hOfBpDUpN3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Another Bright Star review that is, well, nice: https://t.co/x2nnwT4x8C — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The "whatchamacallit" is predicted but has never been found. https://t.co/AzaPvidpnZ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Am I the only one who truly understands the scientific method thingy deal? https://t.co/uH7dkPF8ky — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Another Bright Star review! https://t.co/mO6rX0IgnN — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Science is exacting and precise. This feels more like a pseudo-science. https://t.co/tFVamNugvJ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thanks Amy. I'm in Canada with the stellar Martin Short. https://t.co/xu4BRccw8N — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It is. https://t.co/sahSY8KFlf — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Deborah, that's a can opener. https://t.co/YclwAGSY7X — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Your argument is compelling. https://t.co/76Jt5tbnNY — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I have only one rule when I retweet. It must not be about me, and two, it must not contain a picture of me. https://t.co/LWtxmrVLV4 — PolitiTweet.org