Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You, Oliver Griswold, surprise me with your clever twist of phrase. https://t.co/FMIyRkXMRN — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Correct spelling "leg-end." C'mon people. https://t.co/bFeoSWfhD4 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am humbled by my own modesty. https://t.co/CA3kfeUkQD — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Jeff, you have one too many "i"s in "wiiiiild." Please observe correct spelling and grammar. https://t.co/6rKH3L58nY — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That can happen. https://t.co/ylk8BU79uY — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Interesting blog on what it's like to "cover" roles in a Broadway show. You might have to go on at any moment. https://t.co/5E3KzJoNUJ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here is the trailer to Ang Lee's compelling new movie "Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk." I'm in it, I think. https://t.co/O1iv8Y0s6Y — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

HUGE photo of Bright Star's amazing cast in NY Times today: https://t.co/epE5FmjIRq — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

People who are Mike Vogel know they are Mike Vogel. Others are replicants. https://t.co/mozj1Uio83 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Jordana Ari48, you are no Mike Vogel. https://t.co/9vFISIIdtx — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I know Mike Vogel. And you, sir, are no Mike Vogel. https://t.co/cz7YHi7LuV — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm hoping to play the "mature wedgies" game. https://t.co/699vNOQiPW — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The thing I did at that one place that one time does not mean I would do that thing at another place now. https://t.co/a3DbbIXFge — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I hope Howard doesn't ask me about "that one thing." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Perfect. And so what the audience wants to know. https://t.co/WWFLNuIoQd — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My Stern show motto for Monday morning: Clam up. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I don't remember doing this, but I'm proud. https://t.co/qwUUaGrovO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Cease and desist. https://t.co/x8a0ZZ1gGa — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Fake signature, sorry to say. Your book went from being worth 100k to 12 cents. https://t.co/ecpyaUA5Bd — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The candle? https://t.co/6rMa2sALjp — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I refuse to retweet this flattering item below. Please DO NOT READ. https://t.co/WIFOcWo3vU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Is nothing sacred?: "Police in China have raided two fake jellyfish workshops." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Stern show insists on me being on at 9am Monday. I'm saying 9:15. Breakdown in negotiations? I could go to 9:12 with a little sweetening. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'll be watching...judging...criticizing. https://t.co/a0T4x7KnKh — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

FACT: Music boxes are very present in"thoughtful" movies. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am not at liberty to disclose Howard's surprise guest, Monday, at ten AM. @HowardStern https://t.co/03zE7lsYoQ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yes. A good firm handshake, a European double kiss, and a little cuddle. https://t.co/QkYFlnx5ZW — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I know Howard LOVES the banjo. I wonder how many songs I should play. Ten? https://t.co/yhRQzABR8f — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm negotiating to do Howard Stern on Monday. It's all down to the money. How much should I pay him? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Enjoying shopping around the Internet for key rings. That's what I call a day off! — PolitiTweet.org