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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's the word "actually" that bothers me. https://t.co/kx6fdngUsO — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Haven't read it, but I'm stunned. https://t.co/Byn0ON3Kb9 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Dear Satan, when I say to Cortana "open devices and printers," thank you for it going to a webpage about how to open devices and printers. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Rhiannon, @RhiannonGiddens, are you playing banjo in Shuffle Along? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I guess my Facebook has been hacked. But you know what? I don't care. https://t.co/nklJXxVBsq — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Now who would hang this fake moon over Manhattan? https://t.co/s8gR4hLocR — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I make a left at Wilshire, right? https://t.co/DqSFwZGYUC — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Thank you, Bernadette. https://t.co/EfvpB5geKB — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Perhaps I was a little harsh on auto-correct. https://t.co/75PZRt8PAe — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Auto-correct screwed me. "Daub." https://t.co/Kbwjwrf1fX — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Only if they're smeared with an imperceptible dad of rouge https://t.co/LHRpROWXzb — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Trying to get my checkout to 25 dollars, just bought these on Amazon: "Clear Self-Adhesive Sound Dampening Rubber Jelly Buttons." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Dear Satan, please continue to make men's pants with short pockets so that keys, phones, and lip balm fall into sofas and car seats. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Carmen Cusack, a superb artist who brought beauty to our musical. @ediebrickell https://t.co/OtTo1dP7D8 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @_PaulNolan: Join @BrightStarBway through 6/26 ONLY. Tickets at https://t.co/lMCU2HfVqL 🌟 Thanks for the cheers, love & support! https:… — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Last chance to see and hear the incredible cast of Bright Star! Two more weeks-ish on Broadway. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Thank you, EW (that's not "ew" but EW!) https://t.co/qifDlXjw8E — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @BrightStarBway: In case you missed it, watch @Carmen_Cusack and cast shine on the #TonyAwards with "If You Knew My Story." 🌟 https://t.… — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Agreed. A fantastic job on an emotional night. Congrats, James. https://t.co/LRo3ops9Cr — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @TheTonyAwards: The 2016 #TonyAwards are dedicated to those affected by the events in Orlando. https://t.co/ILNbbhxSHD — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
How lovely! Thank you so much Bright Star fans! https://t.co/quwL5vYDml — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Use of ampersand in PB and J simply an attempt to exalt the already wonderful. https://t.co/eS5KVSSwuI — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
"Holy guacamole" is said by people trying to elevate guacamole to a status it does not have. https://t.co/KMJ3dDqLuw — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sorry, I do not believe there is such a thing as "garlic bread." https://t.co/psxlBOt7Fj — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
As a skeptic, I do not believe guacamole exists. https://t.co/XOHf1ij9dJ — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Yippee! Two of my favorite foods, avocado and toast, are now combined into a restaurant item called, "avocado toast." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
FYI, not my quote, but I wish it were. https://t.co/DSKIymFos7 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @billjanovitz: @realDonaIdTromp's reminded of this close of @SteveMartinToGo's politician's "Public Apology" from a the New Yorker. http… — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This detail of a dog from a Matisse painting has always made me smile. https://t.co/t9kXbVrzd9 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Must be alphabetical order, right? https://t.co/8tEXTDGj0f — PolitiTweet.org
