Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry, need to know the the date. https://t.co/74i7Ukiyjm — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think you mean "The The Out-of-Towners." https://t.co/LLjoS7OpAP — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you. The "the the" is on everyone's lips. https://t.co/ooqhNymIjO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear Satan, in spy films, please continue to have the underscore text state the time of day to the minute, but not the year. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Am I correct in thinking that July 4th weekend is a license to overeat four days straight? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is true. https://t.co/LhgLyhnV4D — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Agreed. Salut to Garrison Keillor. https://t.co/jaPlxVvLwH — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My dress disguise never seems to work. https://t.co/kPUK7Ke3bX — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tweet hiatus now over. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Going on a tweet hiatus. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And I've written at the corner of Melville and Hawthorne. https://t.co/yY8QJIfeLe — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Final installation of the Lawren Harris show at the AGO! What a great time it's been. https://t.co/CmpLV1RHtU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Leaked photos of iPhone 5c show variety of colors. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm pretty sure that's the manganese oxide that I mislaid yesterday. https://t.co/vjUDxy9ZFp — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I was at a Christmas party and sitting next to the tree. Bill stood nearby. I said, do you want me to move? Yes. https://t.co/9sP61srfX3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

We all appreciate Bill Cunningham's great gift to the city of New York. Documentarian and artist. https://t.co/XkvuiMh6Ib — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Great fishing! https://t.co/uNm26ujQTz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now I'm a victim of the toast police. https://t.co/8fmcHtp7by — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You don't tell me that water from Mars is almost certain to contain high levels of dihydrogen monoxide, I tell you. https://t.co/vsRsL8yOzr — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So far, only living things discovered on Mars are avocados and toast. https://t.co/pqaN8b23ct — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So easy to comment from a distance. Try living in NY and see how you do. Curiosity Commuter. https://t.co/M2LpAqWIWE — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Mars water actually very high in pro-oxidants. https://t.co/iSNOvBZy4P — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I hope so. I'm so tired of bottled water. https://t.co/I3UUTwges8 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I can't help but share this article about Bright Star, which is closing on Sunday. https://t.co/P2xwHFKwfF — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Ralph Stanley's autobiography "Man of Constant Sorrow" is soulful and an insight to the thrill of singing. https://t.co/dYqnd4dwBI — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I always loved this by Ralph Stanley. RIP. https://t.co/dYqnd4dwBI — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @washburnsongs: Saying goodbye to a legend of #bluegrass Dr Ralph Stanley. You will be missed... https://t.co/hGXP7qVxwE — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Listen to Ralph Stanley sing Pretty Polly. RIP. Bluegrass can be an acquired taste, but honesty is universal. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Ralph Stanley, one of the last remaining original bluegrass artistes, has died. Listen to him sing Oh Death. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Aw, so sorry. You would have been glorious in the show. https://t.co/9yzErEWSQI — PolitiTweet.org