Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Jeff Bezos just landed on my lawn via drone with contract in hand for "Steve Martin's Getting Irritated" mouse product. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

With my handy mouse! https://t.co/kP5VAlDzhJ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh, let me think. Precision and speed? And please, don't give me the finger. https://t.co/1t2dOyj95G — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am just not that type. https://t.co/6X3vzgaUS2 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Steve Martin is getting irritated" is the mantra for the new century. https://t.co/4M75rL090M — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That is called a keyboard. We are talking about a mouse. https://t.co/WDXOnfDHJ4 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Pictures, please. https://t.co/c4wmIbN4AH — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

NOT FOR IPAD OR IPHONE. Oops, my caps lock was on. https://t.co/jkWJolrRJ4 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm well aware. But the you have to use the onscreen keyboard. Not great for typing long, provocative, fab, essays. https://t.co/ICJTbv072d — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@Doctor_J_ Oh, I know that, but then you can't use a regular keyboard. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear Satan, thank you for not letting the iPad work with a mouse. Otherwise, it would be a perfect, portable, all-purpose computer. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @kevin_nealon: Five Amigos! Backstage after stevemartintogo and Martin Short Show. #SantaBarbaraBowl @davidspade https://t.co/5eMqAHqj6W — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A promo for my old friend John. High school and jam buddies. https://t.co/za1wUEniOj — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Have owned this painting since 2000 and it hangs happily in our home. @theBoBartlett https://t.co/gHP76O3heF — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

In honor of the Olympics, here's an old diving video of mine. https://t.co/qg9Ya7Dg0d — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Hey, if you say good morning to your Amazon echo you can find out why this is a very very special day. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Good player! https://t.co/MRXMAesuHY — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I took an antique mirror apart today, found this 1928 NY Daily News front page. Tossing it. My name's not mentioned. https://t.co/Uop6KMqBX3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

But can it do Chris Walken? https://t.co/C1HjZXmXRY — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Cupping has been shown to improve Pokemon Go scores. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Let's make that "such" a beautiful voice. https://t.co/m5DwKJyVCx — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Go Carmen. South a beautiful voice. https://t.co/6Cy35djwRq — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

YEE haw! https://t.co/cuqAcFKGph — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Finally, an elegant and subtle emergency exit sign. https://t.co/UqAVwvYHR2 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My new play in a nutshell. https://t.co/uXEKejJyrR — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Love these tweets from SciencPorn. https://t.co/VznlNfrhvI — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My musical history. https://t.co/8JN8abxPPF — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And this Caillebotte, too, Richard! @RichardEGrant https://t.co/ICHUYW11B4 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I haven't been in one of the year's most anticipated films since never. https://t.co/1mHBGGI2ie — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear Satan, thank you for not letting my device chargers fit into one surge protector no matter how big it is. — PolitiTweet.org